I'm surprised federal troops made it to Oregon so easily. According to my favorite video game half of them should've sunk while fording the river.

Chris Cuomo: "You tell me how a president in the middle of a pandemic has got time for this bullshit...On your dime, in the middle of a pandemic, they're selling beans."

This is great. Like beyond great. It brings me so much joy.

Hold on 🤚holonholonholon it took until 2020 for someone to officially decide not to use “and Providence Plantations” in a state name that already only uses Rhode Island as it’s state name? #wtf

“Defund” means that Black & Brown communities are asking for the same budget priorities that White communities have already created for themselves: schooling > police,etc. People asked in other ways, but were always told “No, how do you pay for it?” So they found the line item.

If you live in: West Virginia Georgia North Dakota Nevada South Carolina VOTE 👏 TODAY 👏 PLEASE

Are you marching? Are you registered to vote? Make sure your voice is heard not only in the streets but on the ballot. When We All Vote’s safe voting site is a great guide to registering in your state. https://t.co/jWF227P9d5

Vote in every local election. Vote in every state election. Vote in every presidential election. Vote in EVERY election.

Protesters Say Statue Tripped, Fell Into Water

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

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We need to expand #VoteByMail in every state ahead of the November election to protect our democracy & the health and safety of voters. https://t.co/5PMf0mFWU8

We need to be able to vote without getting sick, and to make it as easy as possible for all communities to access their ballots. Go to https://t.co/ht0CaUaLmH, request your mail-in ballot, and call your senator to support #VotebyMail https://t.co/qo1Dswzj6t via @RepresentUs

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

If this doesn’t get you through Hump Day, nothing will. https://t.co/qlV5eK5q48

EVERYONE WHO SAYS TO LET BAKED GOODS COOL CAN ROT IN HELL

Sorry I Can't Be Her .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Nicely done staycwil!