Hallie M. Bezner
@HallieBezner
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Defender of the Accused. Texan. Illini. True Believer. MFFL. BLM. @DirkTheDane is my goodest boi. Pit Bull mom. #freetheguys #treatkidslikekids
Chicagoland
Joined August 2009
If was the absolute most magical day and now I’d like to share with you the absolute best of all the pics
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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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The only time I’ve ever felt compelled to apologize for being white is after listening to JD Vance talk
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I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!
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Every time I get told my PDF is malformed I start looking for the nearest bridge
They should really have a warning that PACER may cause suicidal ideations
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They should really have a warning that PACER may cause suicidal ideations
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Checked husband’s location and he’s on the highway I have to drive home on from court out of town so I texted him to see if he wanted to get lunch and he suggested….. Arby’s. So to everyone wondering who keeps Arby’s in business…. It’s him. Us, I guess.
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Just submitted a bill to the federal government for $122.50. Normally I'd feel like a jackass submitting something so small but that's like 3 smocked bubbles, and after the last 4 months.... The government is open, baby!!!!!
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CeeDee Lamb: Spends 1.3 million on his body each year and has 1 touchdown this season. Devante Adams: Has a Taco Bell installed in his house and has 9 touchdowns this season. Think we can see who made the better investment.
Dallas Cowboys star WR CeeDee Lamb says he spends $1.3 million on his body to play in the NFL every year. Lamb spends $50K every other week on recovery, which includes:
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THOSE BIG OLE SAN ANTONIO WOMEN
Chick-Fil-A will be testing the chicken and waffle sandwich in Baltimore and San Antonio starting December 1st. Will be available in original or spicy
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THATS NOT A THING!!!!
Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work
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my brother and I just texted for the first time in at least 90 days. Hating Nico brings families together. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Thankful I got the alert in time to go upstairs and change my shirt before I left the house for the day! Raising my daughter to be a hater. 🙏#MFFL #lukaforever
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BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire general manager Nico Harrison at a 10 am central time meeting on Tuesday, sources tell me and Tim MacMahon.
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This is deeply unfair to Tonya Harding, who actually wanted to win at any cost.
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Just thinking again how Dems asked people to accept short-term suffering in order to give space to prevent long-term, worse suffering and then said, "Thanks for suffering in the short-term. You'll get to suffer long-term too so that our Thanksgiving plans don't get disrupted."
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After 40 grueling days of no SNAP and no pay for federal workers at least we got higher healthcare costs for 25 million people
BREAKING: Senate votes 60-40 to proceed to a bill that would end the shutdown -- a procedural move that ends weeks of limbo on the Senate floor.
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Republicans: We’re going to hunt people for sport. Democrats: Alright, well, promise to only do it nicely.
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There are two types of Trump supporters: 1-billionaires 2-idiots Check your bank account and see which one you are.
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