The HRL Mets officially welcome Jag(r Soto) to the the Mets family. It’s a GREAT day to be an @HRLMets fan today! @HRL_Jagr @HRLTwinCities #LFGM

The @HRLMets have announced the signing of Jagr for the 2025 season! Updated player pic provided by JC.

@HRLMets win 2 vs historic great peeps of HRL @hrltctwins. G1 13-5. G2, 1-0. Hats off & congrats to @ThunderHRL for tossing a no-no in G2, the 4th no-hitter of his career. (props to Gnarwall for his first 2 career HRL HRs, and the Senior Patch awarded to @tacobrah) @HRLTwinCities

@HRLMets split w/@HRLRubberDucks. G1: Mets down 3-0 early, battle back to tie at 3 in the 5th. JC hits 2R walk-off 💣 in B6. 5-3 Mets. G2 belonged to Stache. 2 dongs, and 5-5 off Taco. Dealt on the bump as well. 7-1 Ducks. (PSA for future Duck opps…don’t hit it to Sarge.)

@HRLMets split with @hrlAmericans. Lulu trouble with strikes early, but HRs by Dip & Knooty dooms Taco and the Mets early 3-0 lead. ‘Mericans win 6-3. G2 = pitchers duel. Knooty v JC… Mets prevail 1-0. JC tosses 2-hit SHO, for his 100th career win. (btw…he’s really f*#%g old).

An exciting HRL Mets season comes to an abrupt end tonight. Congrats to the @HRLChihuahuas on a great season and a 2-game sweep tonight. Good luck to a bunch of good guys the rest of the way. Long live @HRLTwinCities and #LFGM in 2024. @tacobrah for 2023 Hopkins MVP— no-brainer.

@HRLChihuahuas. Please someone impose tacos in his hands

📝 @ThunderHRL

Mets take on the @HRLGrasshoppers at Valley, despite air quality conditions that could be harmful to old people (JC)… G1: Taco G2: Thunderson JC 🌮 2023 MVP 🌮 Thunderson CharWall Dox

Mets take 2 from @HRLBluesOx (who IMO are some of the greatest guys HRL will ever know) Quite a performance from Taco: 7-9 in G1: 3 HR, 12 RBI. Shit G2 tho, 1 HR…oh wait, he went 10 for 10. Taco: 17-19, 17 RBIs Char 2 dongs & W in G2 Taco: still handsome, and JC wrote this.

Everyone’s favorite HRL team heads to Central tonight to play plastic baseball vs @HRLBluesOx. In: JC Taco Charwall Blacksox Out: Thunderson Dox Joyous times will be shared by all in the heat.

Mets sweep! The @HRLRumblePonies are kewl. It was windy. Taco is good and handsome and also writing this.

Mets take on the @HRLRumblePonies and the heat tonight at Harley. JC Taco (SP1) Thunderson (SP2?) Char (SP2?) PSA: Bring lots of water

Thunderson @ThunderHRL @HRLChihuahuas

Mets take 2 in the swamps of Eagan @BabycakesHrl @HrlMarlins G1: @tacobrah out duels @zeustis01 2-1 final. @ThunderHRL hits 2 solo 💣s, 2nd beaks 1-1 tie in top 6. G2: JC sludges through 6 IP with a barky elbow. 9-5 final. More dongs for Thunder and 🌮. Pedro sneaky stuff.

Mets are back in action tonight to take on @BabycakesHrl and @HrlMarlins, after what seems like a monthlong hiatus. Unfortunately, we’re being forced to play in Eagan. In: JC Taco Thunderson Out: everyone else (because, well…Eagan)

Drafted 13th but could move into the top 10 after the free skate

Mets sweep the @hrlAmericans Lots of insults were traded, mean spirited, hurtful things were said... all within the Americans bench so all is normal in the universe.

Mets take 2 @HRLSpaceCowboys & @BadHrl with 60% of the team not knowing the rules. G1: Taco on the bump. 5-0 SHO. (PSA @HRLSpaceCowboys are not just good guys, they can play. I predict deep run in ‘25) G2: 4-0 win @BadHrl. Always great to hang with legendary Truck and his fam.

Mets at Valley tonight vs @HRLSpaceCowboys and @BadHrl In: Taco JC Blacksox* Animal Corpse* It’s Brittney Mitch* Out: Charwall Thunderson Dox GōL *HRL debuts