Cakes is the heart, soul, and finger of one of the best teams in the league. If you don’t believe, look at the Grasshoppers playoff run. If you didn’t vote for Cakes for MVP, re-evaluate your life. GGs @HRL_Aces.

Playoffs. @HRL_Aces. Central. Again. Smallpox Griz Baby Face Fishy Out: Cakes - Season ending finger/hand surgery.

We play the @HRLRubberDucks tonight. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Smallpox Griz Baby Face Fishy Cakes

We play the @HRLSpaceCowboys tonight in Hopkins. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Fishy/Baby Face/Smallpox Smallpox Fishy Baby Face Cakes Out: Griz

We play the @HRLMariners tonight at Valley. Game 1: Cakes/Fishy Game 2: Griz/Fishy Smallpox Griz Fishy Cakes Out: Baby Face

GGs @BlueWahoosHRL. 7-3 W 7-1 W

We play the @BlueWahoosHRL tonight at Harley. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Smallpox Griz Fishy Cakes Out: Baby Face

Hoppers have no pitching.

Apologies @HRLReds. GGs

We play the @HRLReds tonight at Central. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Smallpox Griz Baby Face Fishy Cakes

GGs @HRL_Aces. 4-1 W 1-0 L

We play the @HRL_Aces tonight at Central in Hopkins. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Griz Baby Face Fishy Cakes Out: Smallpox

GGs @HRLBraves. 11-6 W 16-6 W

We play the @HRLBraves tonight. Man we absolutely love this new schedule. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Smallpox Baby Face* Griz Fishy Cakes *Questionable

GGs @HRLChihuahuas. 5-3 W 2-0 W

We play the @HRLChihuahuas tonight at Harley. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Smallpox Griz Baby Face Fishy Cakes

GGs @HrlYankees. 3-2 W 8-2 W

We play the @HrlYankees at Central in Hopkins tonight. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Griz Baby Face Fishy Cakes Out: Smallpox

GGs @HRLHops. 7-3 W 11-3 W

We play the @HRLHops in the shit hole they call Eagan. We’re bringing a radar gun. Game 1: Cakes Game 2: Griz Smallpox Griz Baby Face Cakes Out: Fishy