Don't go to Planet Fitness, for a long list of reasons. If I was there, though, I would definitely take my time scratching my balls in front of this jackass's camera.

Wait a minute...

@IzaBooboo The phrase "assigned at birth" is itself a crime against language and against conceptual clarity.

Can Cris Collinsworth please lose his voice? Please?

RIP @BobWeir

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Two unpopular opinions on the Minneapolis shooting: 1. The woman who died was at fault. She was acting erratically, inserted herself into a dangerous situation, and behaved in a way that put both herself and others at serious risk. 2. The ICE agent acted on instinct and fired

What this actually looks like: ICE tries to get woman who thinks she's being cute for a video to move her vehicle. Three agents surround the vehicle, one from the front, two from the driver's side. Likely looking to gain control of the situation. It is not cute to them, as

Let this be a fucking clear lesson to everyone.

This is LMAO!

@tedcruz This is what you’re fucking worried about? Go fuck yourself.

2025 Word of the Year LEARING

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@TheAtlantic

@RepMTG Hello Marjorie, I see that you have now formally joined the list of spokespeople for Maduro’s narco-terrorist regime. That comes as no surprise—you were taking too long. Here, I will debunk one by one the fallacies you just wrote: Abortion has been illegal in Venezuela since

@RepSummerLee She’s in politics so she has no idea what it’s like for the rest of us who have to use our kids to get attention. If I want a trans kid I’ll have a trans kid and she can’t stop me.

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@EytanWallace @FOX40 @CBS47 @KSEE24 @KGETnews @KUSINews @fox5sandiego @KTLA @KTLAMorningNews @kron4news End it. It’s a bottomless pit of grift & waste

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