Greydon Tomkowitz
@Greydon_T
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Criminal Lawyer, Evidence Buff || Alum @georgetownlaw @PSUBellisario || Eagle Scout || Small Business Owner
Washington, DC
Joined February 2014
Did King George write this tweet?
Maturing as a political thinker is realising and admitting that the American Founders were wrong about pretty much everything.
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If you die beneath a dangerously high stack of books, you go to academic Valhalla
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There once was a chap quite deranged, Whose speech-patterns were wildly arranged. He bragged, “I’m refined!” But the rhymes made him blind, And his dignity? Fully estranged.
I’ve accidentally spoken in limerick form twice today and it’s making me contemplate the direction of my life
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I’ve accidentally spoken in limerick form twice today and it’s making me contemplate the direction of my life
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Every time I get an NCBE email these days it makes my heart rate SPIKE
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Tell other people what 250 year old documents say so they can decide who goes to jail
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Fun fact: Pro bono lawyers are allowed to directly solicit clients, while for-profit lawyers are not, specifically because we don't have a financial interest in the outcome of the case. Taking on clients costs us money.
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🚑 🏃♂️ PRO BONO AMBULANCE CHASING CLUB Hopefully, I can finally put @IJ on the map. Thank you for the inspiration, Tina.
@pjaicomo @bennetthaselton @IJ Lol. Here come the ambulance chasers. Trying to put your little non-profit on the map. You'll have to get in line behind all the other "attorneys" for this joke of a case.
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This is extremely regular practice in criminal cases and entirely unremarkable.
NEW: The Biden judge in the Comey case went out of his way to issue an order warning DOJ prosecutors against violating Brady rule to turn over any exculpatory evidence to defense team: "Failure to adhere to this requirement may result in disciplinary action against prosecution."
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This was tweeted between sets
If you look at Twitter between sets at the gym your next set will automatically be weaker. I could make up reasons why but really I think it’s because you’re depleting your spiritual resources
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Who says you can’t have it all as a lawyer? I started my day doing Brady work for the real job. Spent lunch tutoring an old classmate on copyright. And just finished up now helping a friend form some multi member LLCs for a couple new business ventures he’s working on.
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It was an honor and to join @AndrewRWheeler last night at the National Capital Area Council @boyscouts annual gala. My time and experience in scouting as I reached Eagle was integral in my personal formation and this amazing organization provides so much to everyone involved.
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In most states, College Board has a monopoly over college entrance exams, giving them immense power over K-12 curriculum. In the latest State of Choice, I interview Michael Torres from CLT. They're challenging the status quo, introducing new competition into this landscape.
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Is it even leg day if you don’t hit chest and arms to finish?
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I bought coffee, my boss brought in coffee, and so did our paralegal. (We def could’ve coordinated better) And somehow I left ALL THREE on my desk when we went to the courtroom *sigh*
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The unknown individual who shares a wall with my office has been BLASTING a trashy audiobook so loud I can hear it word for word and I’m just over here trying to analyze these suppression motions like 😳😳😳
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Super interesting case and two greats to discuss it after!
On Tuesday SCOTUS will hear Chiles v Salazar, the professional speech doctrine case from Colorado involving its ban on counselors offering "talk therapy" to persons who are struggling with their sexual orientation. I'll join Georgetown's Stephanie Barclay that afternoon for a
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You come to me on this, the first Monday in October, and ask for a working federal docs portal?
WHY DOES PACER CRASH SO MUCH
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I have like a 40/60 success rate at getting both hotel room and airplane seat upgrades bc I smiled and asked nicely with a tie and jacket on.
Men who complain about women having pretty privilege have never dressed up in a suit and smiled warmly at everyone they meet. People blush and call you sir. Clerks give you things for free. The world is putty in your hands.
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