Love my cat so much. Today she walked up to me and gently licked my hand for a few minutes. I was like damn bitch you right I’m overdue for a shower.

I stayed on campus for two summers for a research gig and they were the ickiest sweatiest summers of my life.

Bold of you to assume women’s colleges (most of which have campuses where the dorms are historic buildings) have air conditioning.

Parents never paid attention to me.

Equally beautiful monuments to mother earth’s abundant blessings.

You do not need to be anywhere in the city of Phoenix, Arizona so badly that you have to cut through stopped traffic to take a blind left across Indian School. It’s a grid. The entire city is a GRID.

People who do this should be born in jail and have to prove their innocence to get out

My brother and I are dealing with an unfortunate confrontation issue with a family member as we organize our dad’s funeral and I said “Ugh, I just don’t wanna seem mean” and he said “You’re the meanest person I know, why stop now”

I really think we should be talking more about postpartum psychosis because there’s a woman going viral on TikTok rn with a video like “how I became psychic” and the story begins, “So a few weeks after I had my son, I started having these visions”.

Like, I would like to have a family I think, but if the choice is between "Definitely have a family but no guarantee you will love, or even like, your life" and "Love your life but sometimes wish you had a family" girl duh.

Almost every woman I know is neutral-positive on kids but the economic precarity of having them requires you to be more selective, bc the choice between "have something I really want but it nukes my life" versus "don't get something I want but have a good life" is really easy.

Also, it's worth noting that we tend to have a very intense black-and-white view of cheating that might be more flexible for individual couples. Not in a stupid kinky poly way, but in a sort of old school "we have an agreement" way, which is a lot more common than one might think.

I actually don't agree with this--sure, we'd like to believe that evil is this innate quality universally punished in a just karmic system but the personality traits that make someone inclined to cheat can also be traits that make them extremely successful, admirable people.

RT @feederofcats: 4 months ago she was adopted, fell out of a window, dragged her broken body under a car, was returned to me, 7 days in th….

[Shaking my head and chuckling knowingly] of course it does

For the last few weeks I've been planning a Chiricahua trip in October (it'll be my first time) and there's just something so uniquely Arizonan about our sky islands. Idk how people live in other states.

Tucson is the worst place I could possibly imagine but everywhere else in Southern Arizona is so charming and beautiful.

Letting the kid achieve his dream of meeting Tom Brady… in the pit.

RT @MeatEaterTV: We're nearly there.

Well yeah no shit, what were the supposed to do? What is Gen X’s deal of witnessing an explosion on TV at a time in their life when they didn’t have a developed enough brain to grasp the gravity of the situation anyway.