cynomel muncher
@cynomel
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if you get paid to tweet you should be able to call yourself a professional writer
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finally got 8.5 hours of sleep and I feel like I got electrocuted and hit by a bus and fed to wild dogs
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my friend hired a roofer and a giant female bodybuilder showed up to his house to work
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mogged
I’m in the sauna at the gym Some Gen Z kid scrolling TikTok on full blast volume I say out loud “ this generation is cooked” He goes “type shit” We are fucked
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I had forgotten about this. I don’t want women to speak to me ever again
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I found my ex gfs reddit account once and she was just on there complaining about me
women will find your reddit account and look at it
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genuinely don’t understand how anyone can stick to a low fat diet for an extended period of time
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Real men put cream AND sugar in their coffee.
grown men don’t put cream or sugar in their coffee
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food cooked in the oven is generally better than food cooked on a stovetop imo
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I used my vibration plate and now the bottom of my foot is very swollen, hot, and red
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I’m shocked by how many zoomers I meet irl that say they’ve never had a single drink
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I’ve had a great experience with all of my dog’s medications so far
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Cynomel muncher dog sat for me on short notice while I was out of town, which I'm grateful for, but he stole all of my dog's medication.
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I hadn’t done barbell squats in like a year till today. My legs are completely raped
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