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Cousin Josh

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comedian/writer/optimist

Joined March 2009
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@ConnorJRogers
Connor Rogers
10 months
There are always a lot of variables with a first time head coach, but you have to feel good about these 2 things with Aaron Glenn right away: 1) He will get instant buy in from a locker room that is coming off a morale crushing season 2) Not only experienced a Jets turnaround
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Cousin Josh
11 months
Every mile that you drive to pick up a mega millions ticket you have an 8x more likely chance of getting killed in a car crash than winning the lottery. This is why I walk to pick up my ticket
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Cousin Josh
11 months
Both the subway and ceo shooter got away from nypd and essentially turned themselves in at a McDonald’s, what’s in those french fries?
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@valent44355
Victor Renard
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THIS IS THE MOST UNDERVALUED COMPANY ON NASDAQ, according to Warren Buffett’s analysis. Buffett’s rule is simple: Buy real companies that earn real money at irrationally cheap prices. That description fits NextNRG Inc ($NXXT) perfectly. 📊 Facts: * Market Cap ≈ $200–250
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@RachealKing
Racheal King
11 months
@peruvian_bull I can't get a McDonald's employee to notice me at the register to take my order but now they are suddenly identifying covert operatives that our own police and FBI can't seem to find 🧐
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@mar3uss
m ✰
1 year
The worst thing you can be in a workplace is black and shy
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Cousin Josh
1 year
If a&w doesn’t make the best hotdogs… 😂
@vidsthatgohard
vids that go hard
1 year
If Eminem went camping 😂
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Cousin Josh
1 year
This is a masterpiece
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@AkilahObviously
Akilah Hughes
1 year
Puerto Ricans haven’t been this mad at Tony since West Side Story.
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@TakeProfitLLC
TakeProfitTrader
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FUTURES TRADERS: Get 40% off all evals, no activation fees, end-of-day drawdown in our live-market PRO+ accounts…and still daily PRO payouts!
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@greg16676935420
greg
1 year
How have they not caught him?
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Cousin Josh
1 year
I actually think we’re at hard times create strong men. The weak men who created hard times would have to be the 80s/90s. Hard times probably started in September 2001
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 year
😬
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@mindfulmaven_
Mindful Maven
1 year
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Cousin Josh
1 year
One great argument to lower age for president is how much more competitive the race could be if younger people could run
@MrBeast
MrBeast
1 year
If we lower the age to run for president I’ll jump in the race
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@CelsiusOfficial
CELSIUS Energy Drink
2 months
Hydrate. Hustle. GO! CELSIUS HYDRATION - The ultimate hydration for every move. CELSIUS. LIVE. FIT. GO!
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Cousin Josh
1 year
Do not use #draftkings basically all the guys on my early #bestball team have appreciated in value so far and they delete the whole league because “terms of use” the last guys in my lineup were Mattison Brenden Rice and Gesicki which rounded me out nice. Only staff can win big
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@BookerGWash
Booker G. Washington
1 year
Republicans: Slavery was beneficial to Black people. Republicans: Black people relate to Trump being a convicted felon. Republicans: Black families were better off during Jim Crow. Republicans: Why do Black people think Republicans are racist?
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Cousin Josh
1 year
This is bucket list goals for me, trilingual w both mandarin and Spanish
@EdKrassen
Ed Krassenstein
1 year
I have no idea where this video is from. I found it on Reddit, but this explains humanity so well. This man walks into a Chinese Restaurant for takeout. He immediately begins speaking perfect Chinese, with a perfect accent. He has a conversation with the staff, who calls him
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@anylaurie16
Laurie Kilmartin
2 years
I’m a parent and if a college is: 1) in a state that banned abortion or 2) allowing snipers to aim AR-15s at peacefully protesting students… They’re off the list.
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Cousin Josh
2 years
What amount would your kid need to spend on in game purchases for a reaction like this? 😂 I would’ve prob done this at $750
@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
Crime Net
2 years
Parents beat their son for spending $38,700 USD of their money on in-game content
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@bgsu
Bowling Green State University
3 days
BGSU sociology professor Susan L. Brown, Ph.D., was recently featured on the @Oprah podcast for her groundbreaking research on “gray divorce”, a term she coined to describe marriages ending after age 50. As co-director of the BGSU National Center for Family and Marriage Research,
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Cousin Josh
2 years
Just survived my 2nd NYC Earthquake. Does anyone know how big this one was yet?
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