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Star of The Gorilla Channel, Always a Marine. PS 91.
Texas
Joined June 2017
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but: You have been through worse. You’ll get through this. Talk it out, Bitch. My DMs are open.
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I will accept the term Indigenous People’s Day when the left tells me what year we’re establishing as the date of indigenousness.
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“So you’re having protests all over the country next weekend?” “That’s right.” “And you’re calling them ‘No Kings’ protests?” “Yes, Dave.” “But the person who you claim is trying to act like a King isn’t stopping the protests?” “Well …” “And you don’t see the irony?”
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The ol President golfing instead of working trope. Every President since Taft in 1909 has played golf in office except for Hoover and Truman. Hoover turned the depression into the Great Depression. Truman didn’t nuke the Chinese when he should have. Let them golf.
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Happy Birthday to the world’s finest Uber. So good the other guys stopped playing. But they’re catching up so you’ll need to get back to work soon or we’re all fucked.
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Introducing your first passing your first piece of legislation piece of legislation
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Here’s an idea. Call me old fashioned. How about a stand-alone Defense Appropriations bill? I know it would cut into the kickbacks to congressmen on both sides of the aisle. But it’s actually how you’re supposed to govern.
BREAKING: President Trump directs the Pentagon to use "all available funds" to ensure U.S. troops are paid on Wednesday despite the government shutdown.
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This would cost around $360B to implement with $320B per year thereafter. We spend $878B a year on K-12 education. With $430B going to salaries. So the question is: Where the fuck is all the money going?!?
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We know who’s on those boats. We also know what’s on those boats. You’re fooling yourself if you think otherwise.
The U.S. should not be blowing up boats without even knowing who’s on them. There’s no due process in that — no names, no evidence, no oversight. I’ll be co-sponsoring a War Powers resolution to make sure military action abroad has congressional approval. We can’t drift into
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So when he has to go for his hearing with the TPWD Commission do they take away his hands and teeth?
So Game Wardens in Texas have arrested this guy, 39 year old Ethan McNeely from Oregon. He was crouched in the woods attempting to hunt squirrels with nothing but his hands and teeth near Lake Tawakoni Dam Ethan insists that “I’m a primal predator, not a sportsman” and argued
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Apparently @USAA doesn’t give a shit about their members who are federal employees because I’m hearing they’re canceling insurance policies on federal employees who didn’t get paid. What happened to that organization?
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They had CIWS. I was on the Iowa with my Cub Scout pack when they docked in Guatemala. They demonstrated the CIWS for us.
If President Trump wants to bring back battleships, the easiest path would be to re-re-activate the Iowa class. These WWII battlewagons were brought back from the grave in the 1980s and upgraded with missiles, CIWS defenses, modern electronics, and new fuel systems. The program
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Forget the Epstein Files (we’re never getting them) RELEASE THE PROPOP FILES, @elonmusk ! Twitter needs to know the truth!
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Hear me out… We can just ignore David French. He’s an insignificant dipshit. He’s the kind of JAG officer who would get the shit bags sent back to their unit instead of drumming them out. Mute him. Take away his engagement. He’ll head over to Bluesky where he belongs.
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That Tom Brady is allowed to be an owner and call games with teams in his own division and give advice to opposing QBs in the week before is just insane. It’s like this is the official broadcast station for Washington DC.
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This is the “the police should shoot the crazed armed man in the knee and arrest him instead of unloading on him” of international drug interdiction. Bet the cartels start having trouble finding boaters soon.
Does a Fox correspondent not know that we can stop boats at sea, search them, seize any drugs we find, arrest the crew, try them, and imprison them -- while also questioning them to help investigate the cartels? The choices aren't between execution and permission.
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Hell Yeah bro.
The flag installations have begun at Steak n Shake. Every Steak n Shake is getting the tallest and biggest American flag that local governments will allow! Steak n Shake proudly supports American values and traditions. 🇺🇸
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