I almost died and I need your help - I don’t like to ask you guys for anything but I am in a dire situation and this is my only option. I’ve created a GoFundMe to help my family and I in this trying time - god bless everyone who has sent kind messages I really appreciate it.

who up eaten they micro beefy

Also much love to all of you. It weirdly feels like my consciousness is deeply intertwined with yours. Feels like family. You’re assholes and terrible. You’re also…nah, just mostly assholes and terrible. Still love you all anyways.

You generally can't save people from their own bad decisions. Especially strangers. If they're close to you, it's worth trying though.

“I don’t wanna start YouTube, it’s too oversaturated”

They're training to throw rocks on glass bridges

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

@AFpost

Chris chan destroys the cursed medallion and a few days later Trump announces they found a cure for autism, amazing.

YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING FUN

is my birthdate used to generate my For You??

who up confirming they biases

i logged in just in time

i saved an hour a day which means i was able to reallocate ~6.33 days to gooning this year

logged out for 5 months. did i miss anything good

hmmmm

day 1 (0 miles) day 2,000 (150,951 miles)

DoorDash debt collection outside your door because you missed a Chipotle payment

i really got singled out, out of everyone on x

this is the only feedback we get on jokes so pls keep doing it