Joe Tessitore: “Let’s hear from Sam Darnold who is Mic’d up for us tonight”
Sam Darnold: “I’m shitting my pants”
Booger: “That’s not good Tess. He should’ve found a toilet instead of shitting in his pants.”
I wanted to share the news of our pregnancy much earlier but bc of our issues with infertility and loss we decided to keep it private until she was here and healthy. Gina & I couldn’t be happier. We are very fortunate to have another beautiful baby girl.
There’s a handful of true WFAN legends. John Minko is one of the them. An original and one of a kind in every way. I’m fortunate to have know him all these years. We won’t be the same without him. We love you
@JMinkoWFAN
The year is 2055 and the Vikings still haven’t won a Super Bowl. Couple old Vikings fans having a conversation.
“Hey what was that year they beat Buffalo in that crazy game and also came back from 33-0?”
“The same year they got skull fucked by the Giants.”
“That’s right.”
This is the best time for New Jersey to market itself to New Yorkers looking to relocate.
“Just a short trip over of the river and you’ll get sports gambling, weed and vaccines.”
I bet the Jets to cover the 13.5. I bet mike white to go over passing yards. The only thing that was a lock today was me over 12.5 beers. Here is number 13.
Javier Baez on the thumbs down sign Mets players have been flashing to the crowd after big hits: "To let [the fans] know when we don't get success we're going to get booed, so they are going to get booed when we have success."
Hey Gary, remember that piece of shit book you just wrote and begged us to promote on our show? I’m wiping my ass with it with my other hand as I type this. Get a life, slimeball.
Instead of going to the Phoenix Open today I spent more quality time with my wife and daughter. We went to a reptile conservatory where I captured this video of two turtles fucking.
This picture really shows how incredible today was. One of the best days of my radio life. We have the best listeners in the world. Thanks to all that came out to make it such a special morning at
@BluePointBrewer
NYC is reportedly incentivizing criminals to show up to their court dates by offering Mets tickets to them. Is Misdemeanor Night at Yankee stadium next? Probably not.
My wife and my phone etiquette could not be more different. I always go to a different room to not disturb anything and she blasts every call on speaker regardless of what’s going on.
Jets lost a home game to a previously winless team traveling across the country on a short week that started an undrafted 3rd string quarterback while winning the turnover battle 3-0. How are they winning a game this year?
Jason Witten is like a high school football player who tries out for the school play and has no talent but tries really hard so they give him a role anyway.
I just had this crazy dream that the guy from My Pillow was at the White House telling me to read the Bible. Wow this quarantine life is really getting to me.