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23 y/o | He/Him | https://t.co/ZBtDEcExVR
Joined September 2023
@strwbrysuccubus my most european take is that the dd/mmm/yy format makes the most sense, since it goes from small to big.
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@weeks____ @kaylia506 if you shine a laser pointer into someone's eyes it's basically the same thing.
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Controversial opinion, but I actually happen to like women.
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When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
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@The8BitIdiot I prefer my women to have both kidneys and a healthy liver when we meet (initially).
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How to talk to women (guaranteed success):
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i'm free - i can't wait to run into the road without looking both ways.
My boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. I’m worried sick. Hes an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside
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They should make a movie about this.
In 1985, a drug smuggler threw $15M of cocaine from his airplane into a national forest in Georgia. The cocaine was found by a black bear who ate all of it, went on a rampage, and then died of a massive overdose.
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they should make a movie about this.
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I just watched a women absolutely demolish a full rotisserie chicken with nothing but her hands and teeth.
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"be not afraid" kinda sweater.
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@juulrat Was her kitchen nice? Granite counter tops? What color were her cabinets? Gas or electric stove?.
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@noeltheowl He, too, understands the importance of self-reflection to reveal all aspects of one's identity to those around them, friend or foe.
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I am telling you now, I have plans that I cannot tell you right now, because the haters will sabotage me.
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i can't afford to pay that 🤯.
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Elmo wants to assassinate a CEO, too . .
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I would pick the food from between my wife's teeth and eat it.
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Society hates to see us men living out our dreams (becoming a medieval blacksmith).
PLEASE JUST GO TO THERAPY.
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sonic gave me two footlong coneys by accident. i have 2'3" of wiener in my bed right now.
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Why did a lesbian woman send me a like on Hinge? . I am neither lesbian, nor a woman.
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@strwbrysuccubus I would like to clarify that I know that 31>12, but the days are still a shorter unit of time. Additionally, I put "mmm" for Jan, Feb, Mar, etc. I think using the abbreviations for the months minimizes any risk of misinterpretation of dates. E.g., 01/02/2025.
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