Michael Ellison
@GetatME3388
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Sarcastic early and often.
West Sayville
Joined March 2012
Nick Mangold celebrated his induction into the Jets Ring of Honor by saluting the fans and cracking open a cold one RIP to an absolute legend https://t.co/EetEtUx8dH
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We lost a good man today. I know @nickmangold will be a hall-of-famer, but thereโs more to his story than his accomplishments on the gridiron. He was more than a teammate. He was my big brother who introduced me to the NFL. He showed me the ropes. He was my friend and confidant.
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๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐๐ป๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐๐ป๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐น๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐บ ๐๐ฝ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฎ๐. ๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐น ๐บ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐บ๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ ๐ถ๐ป ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐น๐ผ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ๐บ. ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ
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Moral victories are my favorite type of victories. #Jets
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โHE LED THE 2023 GIANTS IN TOUCHDOWN PASSES IS WHAT HE DID. HEโS A BRAVE QB FROM NEW JERSEY. AND IN THIS HOUSE, TOMMY DEVITO IS A HERO. END OF STORYโ
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Whine and bitch about the officials all you wantโฆball was in Josh Allenโs hands with a chance to march down the field and send the Bills to the Super Bowl. He didnโt.
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Zach Wilson: Remember the summer I fucked my momโs friend and everyone loved me for 2 months? Jets fans: Hey Zachโฆ
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Fairly hyped for The Jinx Part 2. Watching more Robert Durst being a psychopath oddly comforts me.
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Great day to quit your job that you hate. Probly 1st overall pick in the days to quit ur job draft
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R.I.P. to a true original @TheRichardLewis An absolutely fearless comedian who did and said what he wanted. ๐ช๐ป
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Not Richard Lewis. Such a funny guy for so long. Watching a Curb as this news broke. I remember reading his pickup line with the ladies in the book, Iโm Dying Up Here, โIโll buy you a tuna sandwich anywhere in this city.โ RIP.
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Ryan Scott Anderson has set my nonexistent love life back about 10 years.
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Iโm a big fan of the massive overreactions on here demanding the Lions fire Campbell. Totally rational.
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The key to writing good roast jokes is to make sure after everyone of them you question whether or not youโre going to hell.
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I havenโt seen Jerry Jones this upset since they passed the Civil Rights Act
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