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Virgo ♍️ rules 🤟🏽| I’m not my TWEETS, I’m simply just a COMEDIAN. I’m very FUNNY 😁 | Bubbly personality with a dash of anger = mad BBC angel 😇 😘

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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Rushing into romance is risky, but a wise woman is cautious in relationships so do your homework. Follow him on social media. Watch, observe, and trust your instincts. In your conversations ask lots of questions. Not just for conversation. Not to create an emotional connection
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Lmfaooo the Jamaican at the end is killing me
@JustDre4Short
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I’m surprised he not banned from Walmart yet 😂😂
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Here’s Shaggy everyone #LittleMermaidLive
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Car girl inna dem man yah tawts 😋😋. It’s my birthday TL #27 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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@BrianTsabadi We pass the drug test bcuz we obey the rules and we see track as a career.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
Ding Dong alone a struggle fi giwi happy music. Everybody else a buss gun, smoke weed and sex gyal mout. Like come on even Vybz Kartel gave us a variety
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
1 year
She's very beautiful and y'all need to stop disrespecting her. Idk is this poor girl do unno, if her personality is too big for you move on.
@shrimpdon_
Shrimpdon🦐
1 year
*cough* I SAID, HEAR ME OUT
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@CashMom__ Haha I like when he pause every time there an obstacle
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
1 year
This Nuh funny at all. Full time we grow up and stop promote fuckery. Ppl died trying to refill those ATMs because we desperately need cash which is now impacting everyone. Now this idiot glorifying it wid the same dead flow
@shrimpdon_
Shrimpdon🦐
1 year
😂😂😂
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
@Maryamibxo Even if mi sterile the sink before, I’m still not doing this shit.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 months
And I'll be carrying on the tradition. Not giving other adults access to my child so easily.
@BIGPIKLIZ
Clarine
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We have to unpack why Caribbean parents don’t believe in sleepovers
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@godsfavaaron @kemziii I was mad curious and y’all kill it!
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
The man seh top 5 lyricist and not artiste. Just remember he has ghost written a lot of your favorite artiste songs. The man song writing skills is 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
@kerisha357
𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑝 𝐵𝑎𝑟𝘩𝑏𝑖𝑒 🎀
3 years
Man a star , SOR BOSS
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
22 days
You can have kids but they don't need to go to Hillel. Public primary level is probably 5K a year and Public territory is less than 100K per year. Live within your means.
@Reyelune
Reye Lune
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I keep telling people don’t have kids, because look pon school fee. I wah cry.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 months
I think our generation don't understand morals and principles anymore. What did our parents do wrong? Y'all not married and someone stole 65K from you, how are you going to stick around with a thief?
@Kimz_brownsugar
K I M
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Y’all really breaking up over 65k?
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 months
@Deelishis_Dee Not sure if y'all realize but it is in hell. That's why it's being praised. Everyday we seeing single mothers battling with their sperm donors. Morals isn't a thing anymore so yes the bar is in hell and we should be glad these videos can atleast showcase the positive
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Working class citizens nuh get ntn from the government still... Ghetto ppl get the most help
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@laurenmosewho Seal it seal princess...seet deh Portmore she come from. Gaaaaaaza!
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
8 months
I'm retiring my car and taking the train from Portmore to HWT then a bus to Cross Road for work because Google has the schedule of our transport system and it RUNS ONTIME!
@Chrissy__Dee
Chrissy
8 months
What's the first thing you're doing when Jamaica becomes a first world country in 2030 ???
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
First Monday Kick Off 💁🏽‍♀️.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
6 years
@Jay24empire 20 yes and him accent still rich. Real Jamaican dat. Poor old man, never know it suh serious eeh
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
Street Men: Psst brownin, pussy fat deh doe. Me: Thanks! Im a lesbian. Men: Me love woman too. Me: 🥴 Nothing works anymore damn!
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@HighKhaleesi @melasface @PstGhost No one is humbling no one. Damn it where black too how the race card come in? The girl is just stating that her attitude is rather over the top for someone with nothing to her name yet which is true. Right now it’s just “would have won” and not “ I won” and so hype.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
Guys tomorrow will be my first time leaving Jamaica and I’m nervous AF. I’ve never been that high before and I’ve never traveled in a plane. The experiences I’ve heard so far making me nervous. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
Just letting you know this is false. One of the reason for the influx in BPOs is due to our work ethics. I work in a regional job right now and Jamaica has the best, most productive and smartest labour force and we are also the lowest paid across the region.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 months
Imagine living in Portmore for 27 years and seeing the development 🥲. They just need to widen the roads now and upgrade the drainage network.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
For 29M, I should not be using shower curtains in my bathroom. Hell naaah!
@Christi_Satire
Christi 💹 🇵🇹
2 years
Just did my ruthven viewing 1BR I'm no professional photographer lol
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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Apparently mi nuh loud or disrespectful enough fi shop a wholesale. Mi nuh like it, dem ignore me 😫
@loweminuh
Goddess🔆
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Unuh need fi start guh wholesale 😭😭😭😭 mi aguh show unuh weh mi get a wholesale fi likkle bit over a 20k
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
Nuh think speed bumps can help this. How are you going to make an extreme right turn and no indicator?
@SupSilverHaze
S I L Λ Ξ R H ∆ Z Ξ
3 years
That stretch needs several speed humps? I can’t understand
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@chaddodadz Lolz he actually asked that's very polite
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@dammitdemi Man gone guh look woman
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4 years
TL!!! I did parallel parking for the first time today and I did it perfect! One try! I was so excited the taxi man cheer wid me Lmfaaaooo
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
Happy New Year folks 🎉
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
@send_on @deddyissues_ She’s sure in most cases we’re just cold.
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1 year
@andrewbellamyja Where are the trees? That place is going to be hot!
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 months
If y'all need those hotel type beds, come to this place on Spanish Town road. The customer service is just Soo amazing 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽. I decided to buy a proper mattress and discard the one I bought downtown that was giving me back and headaches. Plus the pillows are heaven!
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 months
1. Travelled to 4 different countries this year to conduct performance analysis and training which was fun and successful. 2. Launched a whole new sales channel in SVG, also trained and assist stakeholders on how to run the operations. 3. I'm going to be a mother 🥹🥲.
@floydgreenja
Floyd Green
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What are your three big wins for 2023? #2023Wins
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
How Captain’s Bakery doing in this COVID ? Cuz the one at Portmore look like it a guh through it.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@justleemar Daaawg as much as we cuss we one another ntn like the West Indies. So glad the neighboring small island could share their homes with them.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
This girl’s vaginer is so fat. Like so much meat.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@Bos_Laflare @IAMDJLIVE I don’t see a problem here. It was all over my TL and I laughed at a few.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Can’t even suck penis in yuh man car anymore kmft
@ubbe_lothbrok_
メ‿メ
4 years
😨😨😨😨😨😨 this is quite interesting... 👀
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
Unno come look here mi TL..... 1. I’m not interested in this person but I still went ahead and give him my number. 2. A day aftr receiving my number this guy wants to call me so I made it clear that I’m not interested in calls. Couple weeks ltr:
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@XavyRas @CRAIGGOFRASS One taxi man just might tek the spot stay deh
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Long Vs. Short
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@bybrittnerene
brittne-rené
4 years
long vs. short🌞
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
Outside causing mayhem 🙂
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
I got a job! The highest paying job I’ve ever done! Without a degree! It was based strictly on my 6 years of expertise in sales and customer service. I’m still surprised that they picked me and now I’m doing extremely well! I also got my license and a new car!
@_thisisib
IBK
3 years
It’s safe to say 2020 has been a rough year for most of us but we should still celebrate all wins (big or small). Name something (s) you accomplished in the middle of a pandemic!
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
10 months
@ThisisPreki Actually you are just being used if you allow your organization to interrupt your personal time. It means the organization has no respect for you, your well-being and your time. It doesn't make you value, they'll still remove you if they no longer need you.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
18M in Newlands??? Y’all know Newlands???
@courtneyannw
Courtney-Ann Sells Real Estate✨
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New Development in Newlands Portmore. (Royal Pines of Portmore) What do you think? Check out the full tour here:
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@balleralert While being “trafficked and abducted” she was able to remove her braids lmfaaaooo. Jaahkno
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
20 days
Excellent Thread. Let me give you a breakdown of the cost to give birth in a private facility in Kingston, specifically the fabulous N-hall. Vaginal Birth is 70K ( your insurance can make it less) C-section is 350K for the hospital fee only. 1/8
@londiemurray
Londie D. Murray
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To have a baby by vaginal birth in a private facility in Mobay ranges from 300K - 500K. If you talk about C-Section, you're looking at 650K - 1M in the same private facilities.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
@__Daicia @Raybear95 How about you delete your twitter account and redo elementary school dunce. The symbol means dollars not USD.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@londiemurray Omg that’s super cool. I always though they just put a white sheet in a crib, lay the baby down and hope for the best. Haha
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
I’m home 🙂
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@usainbolt @kasi__b OMG is when the other two pop up??? Beautiful family 😍😍😍. Happy Father’s Day Bolt
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
11 months
@shakovic93 I'd go for hydel honestly bcuz they want to do track and field and I get full scholarship.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 months
@Tropixsofficial Suh when unno a eat, unno Nuh read the back a the label??? Like who never knows dis? Most of the snacks we eat are imported from Trinidad. Only Nationals and Excelsior is Jamaican.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
8 months
I have a cousin who's son can identify and call all the names of the different dinosaurs. He can count to 100 and can read up to grade 4 level and his not 3 yet. He started soon this September and the teachers already saying he's waaay ahead of the class.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 months
@lijitimate Remove Asian please, she's not apart of dancehal.she too nuff and ugly
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
1 year
@SHENYENG No don’t do it again, you did it already and it looked natural if you had more it aguh look fake and outa shape.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 months
@christufton Well I'm glad it was recorded or else you wouldn't see that your staff is blatantly embarrassing the ministry. I don't see what's so hard to provide her with toilet paper and diaper as requested.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 months
@TopGyalJaja Focus on yuh dead career and stay out this
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@johndoeNISnumbe Why would we come for them and mash up dem hustle? Keep them and mek sure yuh tip dem.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
9 years
Virgo individuals are also poised and royal-like, they're quiet and subtle in their confidence.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Tiktok of the day 👌🏽.....quality 💯.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@Kxtykxt I’m still dying at the meme, it’s a Caribbean ting.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
TL RT so the public is aware. New license are only done on TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
Au Naturel
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@emma_belle24
EMMA
3 years
You pretty? Quote a selfie.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
You know what’s the most frustrating thing about being sexually assaulted. You’ll blame yourself until you hear another female was assaulted by the same individual. Then you’ll find yourself in depression state bcuz you’ll now blame yourself for not saying something.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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Nope cuz the robberies telling me to just stay inside. Like I'd never imagine a KFC being robbed and everybody in deh getting their person things taken away. KFC! That could have been anybody during their lunch time.
@Mekiedoll
IG: MekieDoll
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Are you feeling the Christmas spirit yet?
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@goodgeenz_ @heir2thykingdom Yuh nuh hear two tings yuh nuh run down: 1. Ppl 2. Bus
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@kaijai_tm Ummmm this is actually the best I’ve seen all night. Where were you? We win the war already, yuh late
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
7 years
@farxxq96 why aren't the guys beating the f*** out of him? That's not cool at all.
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
Am I the only one who doesn’t watch Game of Thrones?
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
Den nuh guh miss. This is a perfect example of fake outage. If you truly advocate for women, you’d attend for you and your female friends and not bcuz Kareem is going to be there. Y’all angry today man, and the angry deven inna the right direction.
@Alxque_
“Okay”
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Me nah go a nuh bludclatt March if Kareem and him shades is coming because there is no way in hell
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Top 5 weed songs of all time: Hot Grabba - Aidonia Day & Night - Aidonia Sick head - Vybz Kartel High - Vybz Kartel Puff it - Ioctane 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
@tinaqueen_15 @ToniTownsend_ Lolz this lady disrespected her own teammates. She’s very arrogant, don’t confuse that with confidence. Literally shaded Gabby on this platform as well. Sometimes it’s best to move with silence. Gatlin was once that arrogant but after his ban, he came back strong AF and less talk
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Compass Taxi to the rescue 🤗.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
3 years
Why not just create a gay superhero? Why change it?
@nytimes
The New York Times
3 years
Superman Comes Out, as DC Comics Ushers In a New Man of Steel
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3 years
This Khanice thing gonna affect me for the rest of the day. She went out at 7am, that’s like a busy times for ppl in Portmore. That’s when we all head out to go to our jobs in Kingston. All she wanted was to get her bread and she never mek it kmft. I’m literally upset
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@spiceofficial @HershyDrops @machelmontano Spice yuh haffi guh teach we dah back sink een sumn deh 😍😍😍😍
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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This man is so dumb. How are you going to lose customers when the JUTC can't handle the demand? Taxi fare was always more expensive than JUTC to begin with and people chose to travel via taxi because Dem cyaah stand up and wait 2-3hrs for bus. Worry abt ur indiscipline driver
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
5 months
Taxi associations have blasted the Government’s decision to reduce the Jamaica Urban Transit Company fares as a political move, one they believe will have a serious impact on the bottom line of private transport operators. Read more: #GLNRToday
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
Good morning bad ppl 🙅🏽‍♀️
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
4 years
You know I’m cute sometimes. 🥰
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@MulhollandL0ver I never understand it as well. BM always get a nasty fight for dating outside the race but BW are celebrates and encouraged. Ppl just need to leave ppl alone, and let them choose whoever they want to have a relationship with.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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That’s why sometimes I leave the convos in my DMs. I honestly dislike calls but if I truly like you then I don’t mind hearing your voice sometimes
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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Listen! Drive around Kingston and you see how many of these townhouse and apartments empty AF! Wihcon launched a new development in Westchester Portmore for 38M and it look like it naah sell.
@JamaicaGleaner
Jamaica Gleaner
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Mortgage volumes are on the decline according to the Planning Institute of Jamaica. Meanwhile, the Developers Association is citing an overhang in construction units that are unsold on the market. Read more: #GLNRFinance
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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@robynas_ Ur thread makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE bcuz the girl was the initial bully. She started the fire and it got out of control. Next time she shud mind her business. The clap backs were warranted. I don't even follow the bride but I dislike mean spirited ppl like her on here.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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@destpriscilla @microgoeswild She's more 4a, alot of people don't really know their curl definition. We can just correct her and move on
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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@moni_lisa Funny thing is I work for a company that is regional and I work in the regional space and Jamaicans are the hardest working individual when compared to the rest so idk what she talking about. We work hard and we are very smart too.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
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@Rio_Watchusayin @This_Spain_man He’s not thinking, whoever hurt him mek him bitter.
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@moni_lisa Doe think mi brain a comprehend to this tweet right.
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Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
5 years
@DavidEatsViagra @ChrisMalachi I ran into her at Giscombe gym...She’s a sweet lady
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@GerroKing
Gerro 🤪🇯🇲
2 years
@SHENYENG The observer don’t speak for us. The article is irrelevant anyways
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