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5 yr old me: ELLA MELLA PEE
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The lady in white.
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At least 2.8 million Jamaicans roaming this bloodclaat earth and...you know what. Nevermind. This was a choice.
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Anybody got that old scotiabank kiddies cricket ad where the lil boy broke the bank window?
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I said what I said. If she's allegedly a Jamaican then what's this?😑
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🇧🇧🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇭🇹🇲🇸🇰🇳
👩🖼️: 7 countries stand before me but I only have 1 photo in my hands & this photo represents the country no longer in the running to be CARICOM's final Corona survivor. The country who must return to the loft, pack her belongings & leave is
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Barbados 🇧🇧
The Bahamas, as it is written so shall it be done.
Now, Sashay away...
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This video is so Bajan. I keep laughing at the in unison "what the rassole".
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Barbados, St. Lucia and St. Vincent could really come together and get the ball rolling with an affordable ferry service between those 3 islands.
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Periods sound like bare rasshole.
And y'all still gaw turn round and deal with men?
Daz tew much.
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2022 CARICOM Monkeypox Championships
Eliminated: 🇧🇸🇯🇲
Still in the running: 🇦🇬🇧🇧🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇬🇾🇭🇹🇲🇸🇰🇳🇱🇨🇻🇨🇸🇷🇹🇹
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YOOOOOOU ALONE ARE MY STRENGTH MY SHIIIEELLLLLLLDDDD
TO YOOOOOU AAAAAALONE MAY MY SPIRIT YIIIIEEEEELLLLLDDDD
YOOOOOOU ALONE ARE MY HEEAAAAAAAAARTS DESIRE AND I LOOOOOOOOONG TO WOOOOOOOOORSHIP YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
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So $160USD just to apply for a US visa and if you're denied said visa, you don't get your/any money back?
And this don't sound the least bit scammy to anybody?
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Image still too clear. 59 more rounds of photocopying degradation to hit the sweet spot.
Write a short story with no less than 300 words (15 marks)
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We went school together. I WhatsApp she and she said no. I hope this helps.
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Oh Father God. What a week. It's finally Friday. We made it. 😭
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When I scorn and badmouth the colour of water in certain countries, just know this is my benchmark.
Ever seen an octopus ? In other news Barbados water showing off as always
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Excuse me. Let Wendy pass, please.
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At no point in my 22 years of living did I think she was singing about anything other than penis.
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HAITI!
Your cheque has been voided.
It's time for you to BOUNCE!
The Fantastic Four: 🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇰🇳
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DOMINICA... THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN
PLEASE BRING ME YOUR TORCH.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GOOOOOOO.
THE CARICOM CORONA CUP FINALISTS: 🇧🇿🇰🇳
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The Bahamas, as it is written so shall it be done.
Now, Sashay away...
St. Lucia. You ARE the weakest link.
Goodbye.
And then they were 8.
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Watch this twice on mute then... Watch it with the audio.
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Montserrat.
You have been CHOPPED!
Top 5: 🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇭🇹🇰🇳
🇧🇧🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇭🇹🇲🇸🇰🇳
👩🖼️: 7 countries stand before me but I only have 1 photo in my hands & this photo represents the country no longer in the running to be CARICOM's final Corona survivor. The country who must return to the loft, pack her belongings & leave is
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Barbados 🇧🇧
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The fact that a brand like Nike don't have their name next to Sydney who blazing up hurdles but signed Sha'Carri who blazing up the living room couch like the rest of us is something that doesn't make sense to me.
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The top 4... 🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇰🇳
Becomes the top 3...
HAITI!
Your cheque has been voided.
It's time for you to BOUNCE!
The Fantastic Four: 🇧🇿🇩🇲🇬🇩🇰🇳
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Sha'Carri Richardson: "I'm the 6th fastest women in this game ever. And can't nobody ever take that away from me."
Sherika Jackson:
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Barbados cudda been a way better and decent country but David Thompson get and dead then Freundel happened. Barbados ain't catch back itself since.
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The government does really tax your income and then turn around and tax the items you have to buy with said income.
Them can't see heaven.
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Barbados Water Authority...
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Barbados Water Authority would see a road like this and decide it's the perfect time to repair/change an underlying main/pipe.
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St. Lucia. You ARE the weakest link.
Goodbye.
And then they were 8.
Barbados advances to the final 9 after the elimination of Suriname.
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Chefette could really give us a Broasted Chicken Breast Combo option.
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Show of hands for those surprised. Nobody?
Ok. Show of hands if you know the reason why? Everybody? Ok. Wow.
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Doctor of Philosophy
Doctor of Dental Surgery
Doctor of Dental Medicine
Witch Doctor
Dr. Seuss
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Barbados advances to the final 9 after the elimination of Suriname.
CORONA WATCH: CARICOM states without confirmed coronavirus cases as of 11:40AM AST 13/03/20:
The Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Dominica, Grenada, Haiti, Montserrat, St Kitts & Nevis, St Lucia & Suriname
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Every year I is see people talmbout distinctions in CXC and remember CXC released a statement saying that there is no such thing as a distinction.
I laugh annually.
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🎶Father Abraham had many sons.
And many sons had Father Abraham.
I am one of them and so are you.
So let's just praise the Lord. Right foot...🎶
8 year old me:
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My laugh was nasty. Ain't even gotta ask who do this cause we already know who. 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭
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15 countries.
2 finalists.
1 PANDEMIC CUP!
St. Clits & Penis🇰🇳 or Belize🇧🇿?
Who will be the last man standing?
DOMINICA... THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN
PLEASE BRING ME YOUR TORCH.
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GOOOOOOO.
THE CARICOM CORONA CUP FINALISTS: 🇧🇿🇰🇳
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Hi. BSc in Biology with a minor in Horticulture here. This is the Morpheus Floriticus flower. The white in the morning is to attract honey bees while the pink in the evening is to attract beetles and hummingbirds and I'm a liar and completely made all that up just now.
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When the doctor tells you you're pregnant with twins during a checkup but you're not ready to be a mother.
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Uniforms in the colors of the flag of her home country. Love to see it. 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧
Shelly Ann Fraser-Pryce wasted no time in taking action at the first school she attended as a child that now bears her name.
The SFP ECI classrooms are looking and feeling a whole lot cooler with the introduction of a new school uniform!
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I like my job but the salary doesn't make sense for the current economical climate.
Mind you, I'm childless. I have not the flying foggiest fuck how anyone is managing with more on their plate and less resources to adequately make it all work.
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Of Spain. 🇹🇹
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These buses very skinny.
Goes to show oil is fattening.
As early as tomorrow, Barbadians could be riding in the island’s first electric bus.
The vehicle, which was completed in 18 months, was given the thumbs up by testing officials of the Ministry of Transport, Works and Maintenance.
#meandmynation
#yournewsyourtimeyourway
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As some of y'all complain about how these look for whatever reason, don't forget how the designer(s) snapped with this feature. 👏🏾
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Fixed it.
The cost of renting a house in Barbados is fucking ridiculous if we are being very honest.
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When Machel Montano said "You cya lucozade. Time to make ah movie"
I felt that.
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@__ajga
C in comprehension and C in Reasoning.
Checks out cause how much reasoning you could have for doing 26 CXCs?!?
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One thing about the Caribbean and cooking...we don't use measurements.
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*15 mins after an argument*
Me: I got some doggy for you.
Her:
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me: "why y'all reversi...OH RH!!!"
OMG! Another dashcam video from the M7.4 earthquake in Taiwan. 😱👀
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Fishcakes so good.
Fishcakes so good.
Yum yum yum
Snowcone. Mmmmm.
Pop pop pop pop.
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Just remembered when there was a lil inter-island squabble on the TL and someone said "The independent countries are talking" to dismiss someone that was keeping noise.
Man. That statement was and still is THUNDEROUS.
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If she doesn't know what's being advertised here, she's too young.
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Not beating those Pine or back Ivy allegations.
A$AP Rocky got a t-shirt of himself running with Timbs on 🤣
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If I ever get famous, God forbid, I starting my Twitter over fresh. Y'all not digging up my problematic tweets from 2000 BC to get me "cancelled" and fuck with my money.
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What is a piece of writing, on the internet (i.e. not a book), that you return to or at least consider foundational?
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I don't have anything to promote. But go get checked for STDs if you been fucking all year long and ain't been tested yet.
God Bless.
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This very aggressive.
Compliments the Ministry of Health of Grenada.
You’re welcome
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Just leaving this here and going about my business.
Anybody with some sense know the true Big 4 Caribbean Countries 😎
Let this rest argue over 5th place
If you ain’t Bahamian🇧🇸, Jamaican🇯🇲, Dominican 🇩🇴or Haitian🇭🇹 take a back seat 💺
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Not because you stay on her mind and fulfill her fantasy?
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Know what's a better argument? When we black boys at school get told to cut that milli inch of 4C off our heads while the white and Indian boys at the same damn institution didn't have to. See the difference?
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A more accurate discussion is men's inability to keep Rihanna.
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You right. Fixed it.
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Robyn Fenty is 35. Gonna work out the maximum and minimum possible age of the person to her left that claim he's twenty how much?
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Y'all ever had a plate, bowl, cup, whatever that y'all religiously and exclusively use then one day see someone else in the house using it and get all up in your feelings?
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Bajans: *breathes*
Y'all: hahaha! Dutch pot accent.
Bajans: But we was minding our busi...
Y'all: AND yuh food is trash!
Bajans: Now wait a...
Y'all: WHERE ARE YOUR MOUNTAINS?!?!? Hesalop! FLAT!
Bajans: Don't ask us for hurricane relief.
Y'all: WTF! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
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