I'm 5/5 in something I set out to do this year

Hatuwezi kula kuku moja watu watano

Naah sio ivyo Mnadhani niko studio na focusrite (na focus right?( Nakupiga in real life na kwa fortnite General captain me na kaa frontline Skwizi shida ni vile nitapark my 4 cars right

Urban planners predicted this 4yrs ago, but were silenced by 510/= gava influencers... The only solution is another expressway above the current one... 🥴

turns out exercising everyday really does make you feel better

Manchester derby lmao

I am not your brother and I'm not competing for your father's shoes. You're entitled to M7's shoes, cows and even his hat. One mistake you make is to think that Uganda is one of your father's properties for you to inherit.

@StumptownGrrl the studio apartment is where God puts a man when he wants to talk to him alone

Well sold, Meru's upcoming Villa Mall has immense potential.

“We are not Africans” But you want to win Afcon 😂

Utoke club 3 am, udinyane kwa parking halafu ukiamka saa nane unakuja kutupea lecture on morality..wee ishia bana..

The Americans found this tweet and they’re talking about “if $5k maintenance gives you stress you can’t afford it” my guy, we buy cars here CASH. No car notes. That shit is paid off 🤣

he done snapped & didn’t tell 1 lie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You need good friends. You need community. You need family. You can’t do this life alone.

She is where she wants to be Hahah

People keep forgetting that patriarchy doesn’t mean rule by men. It means rule by fathers.

there are towns where if you raise kids you are more likely to raise an alcoholic,teen mom ,school drop out, thug and then there are those wretched places where it’s just a cocktail of everything and a parent has to run the home like military camp to keep the kids alive

Having to buy your new girl the same perfume just so it smells like she never left 💔

Intern: My name is … and I am from … and I am a nonbinary queer. Kid: *raises her hand* Why is it necessary for us high school students to know your sexual preference? Intern: 😳 Teacher: 😳 Kid: 🧐 Guess whose kid it was. 🥰

It’s not like you didn’t know, you just liked the free attention and the free benefits of having a male around while you don’t reciprocate much. 😂😂😂😂

"Cool wine aunts" won't exist as a category in 15 years because it requires siblings who have children