In Westy,a female cop signaled me to stop ,I was contemplating on ignoring ,I complied,she asked me" Ulikua unataka kupita na mimi?"I said "Apana mami,labda baada ya kazi" she smiled and told "Wee enda tuu"
Section 339(1) of the Penal Code;“Any person who willfully and unlawfully destroys or damages any property is guilty of an offence, which, unless otherwise stated, is a misdemeanor, and is liable, if no other punishment is provided, to imprisonment for five years.”
I was ambushed , I didn't throw a punch or anything,my property has been vandalized, I'm a law abiding citizen and I swear over my mum's grave a lesson shall be taught so help me God..
Ukipata opportunity smart ya mboka usidhani wenzako hawa put in effort ndio uanze kuwa motivational speaker, wewe jiwekee advice yako, piga shughuli yako kaa umesonga..
Someone turned around company sales for an undisclosed commodity from Kes.5000 per month to over a million shillings in a month ,I have my doubts,these are the things that keep me up at night..lol
I met some guy in the elevator, I was carrying my take away lunch and he asked "boss uki deliver hii chakula huwa hauskii kuonja" I just no,siwezi onja..but mazafaka, wth.. 😂🙆
President Ksh.500,000
Deputy President Ksh.450,000
All Members of National Assembly and Leadership Ksh.300,000
Governors.Ksh.450,000 without a deputy
MCA's Ksh.200,000
The above should be taxable..
That's the kind of conversation that we need among many others..
Whenever you're free and there's nobody to chat.. Google and read The Kenya's Penal Code, you'll be very cautious about everything you involve yourself in..
In January 2008 he chained himself at Vigilance House, he was alone & you were conspicuously missing, before you lie to us desist from lying to yourself..
If Okiya Omtatah calls for maandamano I'll most likely go because I'll know all legal avenues of solving whatever we're fighting for will be exhausted. But until then, wacha niendelee kutafutia familia yangu unga.
Burale said during his radio interview by
@MassaweJapanni
that he was admitted at Nairobi Hospital,I was sorry for him & I now feel stupid after watching a video of him in ICU with a cap on.
@RodgersKipembe
NEVER, I'm not stupid, Quickmart Ivanka is traversing counties day in day out with tax payers money when her daily expenditure could be used for meaningful purposes..they can get whatever they need from God who gave them power..
Persons between the ages of 25-45yrs will carry the burden of poor governance and misuse of public funds..We either unite to put an end to this madness or have our youthful years wasted..
Travelling from Nakuru that has an elevation of 1850m to Eldoret that's 2100m asl, induces Acute Mountain Sickness (AMS) with symptoms that feel like a hangover, dizziness, headache, muscle aches & nausea. I guess that's why that section of A104 is always exhausting to cover...
I heard something on radio that left me in stitches for like 5 mins nonstop,they said when maasai's see someone in a kanzu and want to talk to them they go like "We msikiti" 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😁😁😁
Boda boda guys are probably clueless about what awaits them,once they are all in the Boda Boda Investment Scheme(it may be mandatory),they will understand why Times Tower stands tall along Haile Selassie Avenue..
He will do the obvious, once the finance bill is passed by parliament, he won't ascent it, he'll return it to parliament in a bid to redeem himself..lol..
One thing about Uhunye, even though he wasn't perfect, he showed concern..these other guys just enjoy travelling and addressing crowds.. they're not compassionate..