Ahhhh! My little girl is off to play at being a grown-up today. So proud! @toddlergurl #ProudDad.

I hate it when she does this. And clearly the cat does, too!

Playing with a new toy today, when this happens. (Sound up) *Sigh* @toddlergurl

RT @BewereBooks: Continue the journey with Corporal Anastasia Bryce as she delves further into the world of ABDL and, with the help of some….

Tears before bedtime. It's lasted well, hasn't it, @toddlergurl! @WenBunBun

So, @BritishGas, @BritishGasHelp STOP HARRASSING ME VIA EMAIL!!!! 4-5 times per day, every day, for days now! I've even raised a complaint.

Thank you to everyone who kindly thought of me and sent me lovely birthday wishes. We had a fantastic weekend, although I seem to have caught a cold! Been taking it easy today. Px.

.@BritishGasHelp Clearly your systems don't work. I've communicated via your chat. I've queued via your call centre, and I've used your twitter. I've raised a complaint. What does someone have to do to stop you emailing me every 6 hours or less with the same message. STOP IT!.

@BritishGas As expected, another email from @BritishGas at 4pm. What's happening here, @BritishGasHelp ? I expect to receive another one between 10pm and 11pm. I just want them to stop.

Yes, another one turned up right on cue at 11am. That's 10 emails about sending a meter reading in just over two days. Expecting the next at 3pm. Anyone else being harrassed by @BritishGas ?.

RT @GemsDaddy: Dear @BritishGasHelp, why have I received 9 identical emails about meter reading in 48 hours. They are clearly timed -pleas….

Dear @BritishGasHelp, why have I received 9 identical emails about meter reading in 48 hours. They are clearly timed -please cease and desist. Please DM me for my account details.

. @davechannel might wanna' check your output on Sky at the moment. .

Happy 15th anniversary, Poppet. Love you so much! Although I think it's me who's lucky. .

Waiting for our tube home at Kings Cross. A courteous woman moves up to make an extra space so we can both sit and wait. @toddlergurl sits. Me: "That's very kind of you, but I don't want to sit next to her. She bites, and it's most unpleasant.".

Thank you to everyone for your well wishes. Hopefully I'm now on the mend and @toddlergurl will soon retake the title of the dribbliest thing in the house.

What have I told you, @toddlergurl ?.

Hey @toddlergurl - jealous much? I got a sticker.

Thank you so much to all the lovely peeps who wished me happy birthday. I've had a fab day, playing pinball this afternoon followed by a lovely meal. @toddlergurl has been amazing, and only got food down herself twice during the meal. xx.

Happy birthday to the love of my life - my partner in life, wife and best friend, @toddlergurl. I love you more than you can possibly imagine :) xxxxxxxx.