This tune. I remember it being played for weeks on the Friday @bbcr1 @petetong show before they released it. In clubs everywhere it just exploded. Lit up dance floors. Everybody just let go. Another level. Brilliant memories https://t.co/sWKOpgi6Qt #underworld #bornslippy

FFS

Me, right now.

Afternoon all. Don't get coronavirus when you're having cancer treatment and you've got no immune system. It's a real shit, let me tell you.

I'm so glad that, each year, the @PlayStationUK servers have additional capacity added so kids can enjoy their new gadgets on Christmas Day. Oh wait, no, that's the exact opposite of what's happening. @AskPS_UK

List count how many times I've had to switch this back. It's almost as if Facebook are a bunch of bellends

Also @techradar - you're just as bad. Horrific experience

Oh goodie. Now there's a FLOATING VIDEO. Yay!

Hey @GamesRadar Loving your website. DEFINITELY NOT INTRUSIVE AND ANNOYING

Also - no automatic recognition of professional qualifications. This is big for the services industry - 80% of UK economy - and means if you're an architect, accountant or consultant, it'll be harder for you to sell your services in the EU 6/

It's not very festive in here....

Anyone else slightly doubting the ability for all MPs to go through the hundreds and hundreds of pages of incredibly complicated legal details before making a completely informed decision whilst working from home at Christmas ? And get it done in days? #Brexit

Who's this guy? Sounds like he knows his onions...

How it started How it's going

I hear that if you have family round on Christmas Day, police can force entry to your home & make them go home. Do you know if this is a free service & if you have to book?

😂

I have balloons up for Christmas in isolation at the @qehbham My #cancer and #coronavirus can fuck right off! Tomorrow I'm gonna dress as Santa and probably freak out the other coronavirus / cancer patients in my bay!

"1 in 3 people carry the #coronavirus without showing any symptoms" Ahh..... That's fucked it...

If you want a measure of Dan Hannan - Boris Johnson's latest addition to the Lords - all you need to know is this. He once "live tweeted" a walk through the English countryside.... using... stock photographs

#brexit fans are gonna be well pissed when they find out about "seasons".. "Britain imports nearly half of its fresh vegetables and the majority of its fruit, both mainly from the EU" https://t.co/7Ck1zLvvvw