“the welcomer, as we too are”
@GaySithis
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patron saint of ADHD. i will eat your dreams. he/they 🤘🏽
Carlisle, England
Joined February 2015
been experimenting over the last few days with giving snapple small bits of human food as a treat. will be documenting the results here for posterity
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there is no such thing as a coincidence, the fact that you are seeing this right now means you are aligned with a trip to kazakhstan
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To the trans therian couple i rang up at my job just now that were both wearing ears and a collar i hope yall have a good day
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this right here will go down in history as the hottest photoshoot i think i’ve ever seen i think about it daily
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Watching Francois Arnaud's workout routine with great interest and saying "that's a great idea, i should give that a try" when he mentions stretching or deleting twitter
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I used to collect rocks that I liked when we would go on hikes but I didn't have any actual plans for them so the passenger footwell in my husband's car would just be full of loose rocks. Toddler behaviour
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i used to have that dog in me but it was too strong so they euthanized it
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my elderly client is unaware i’m gay, & asked me today what i think of gay people. i obviously said y’know, they’re normal folks just like you and me. he was surprised by this, nodded, and said “what would you do if one came up to you and said, wanna get gay?” i fucking LAUGHED
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my favorite type of gay guys are the ones who are like shockingly clever and well read bc why was my friend reciting limericks at the club last night
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The funniest thing I can read in Hollanov fics is when Shane thinks Ilya will really get bored one day or he’s not good enough and he’s like “I bet you miss the parties” and Ilya is like, sitting on the couch, eating, and like “the fucking what?” “YOU THINK I WILL I MISS WHAT??”
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during my stint in jewelry i had to tell at least 100 men that the when and how of proposal can be a surprise but the fact that you ARE proposing should not be a surprise. this was shocking to all of them
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Svetlana Vetrova you’re so smart and pretty and perfect and i love you
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when the aliens finally come someday in the far-off future, I hope this video is the only thing left of us. For a fleeting moment, we were here, we were loud, we sang together. And afterwards: birds.
"This is cinema".. a phone falls off a bus while girls were singing and captures footage worthy of the seventh art!
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lestat texting this to louis de capitalist du lac just to piss him off
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heated rivalry has become so big the nhl can’t ignore it the teams aren’t ignoring it the winter olympics invited hudson and connor to be torchbearers like it’s really mind boggling to me how our queer hockey canadian show made such an impact in less than three months
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