Life’s to short don’t take anything for granted #gregsworld

I will add shortly each of my “last day” photos here at the DPW.

What was supposed to be a 4 and a half day contract expanded to 6 months. With that being said today is officially my “last day”. Wanted to take a second and thank a few places that helped me throughout my 5 year reign ☔️ Every public bathroom in this town I call home, and dunks

Thanks Friday 4th of July see you again soon

BUSY BUSY BUSY @canadian_oldie

Getting into a hot car tells you a lot about yourself. #heatwave

My gym doesn’t have a sauna… looking for a porta potty around the south shore to fit the role of a sauna. Anything helps. Thanks.

Pollen 1 - Me 0 We shall meet again old friend..

She got the ick cuz I held out a lantern and said “who goes there”

Breaking: Gavin Morrison just signed a 4 and a half day contract back with the DPW. First day back stats: Shreds of grass weedwacked- 1 billion Sneezes- 15 Coffees-2 Zyns-5 “Poop” breaks 2 People saying “thought you where never coming back”-6 I’m back #year5

Do parents phone batteries die? Don’t think my mom’s phone has made it lower then 85 percent. #back #twitter

So you’re telling me the same offensive line that is blocking for the NATIONS leading rusher is ALSO responsible for the least amount of sacks given up in the NATION too⁉️ 👀🤷‍♂️🏈☔️🐗 #d3fb

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

I’d like to think this is the restaurant in Heaven Bobby Bacala ended up at

I need a gummy worm guy to follow me around

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen LMAOO

Oh no. Delete this. Who made this. #BarstoolAZBowl https://t.co/ZP2vtjGzYn

The walk from my dorm to the library with the air pods in feels like walking out the tunnel on super bowl Sunday #lfg

FRANK THE TANK FLEMING. A COMPANY MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH

Underrated Movie Villain: Uncle Frank - Refuses to pay for the pizza even with a free trip to Paris ahead of him - Steal airplane silverware - Compares leaving a child home alone to forgetting a pair of reading glasses - Applauded Buzz humiliating Kevin at the Christmas Concert

The launch party Microsoft Windows 1995