Gas Station Barbie
@GasBarbie
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Searching for the new America. Actress, Poet, Baddie. Buy my book, "Control Burn"
Joined August 2012
Well guys, it's finally here. The project I've spent 9 months working on is available today. Below are links to "Control burn", my debut collection of poetry. I think you should read it-- not because it's mine, but because I'd love it even if it weren't.
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I went on a date with a girl and we ran into her friend and she was like “just you two tonight? omg girls night!!!”
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It’s been a frozen hellscape for the last few days, but it’s finally gonna get above freezing today. Lord willin and the creek don’t rise we can make it to the grocery store so we don’t starve 💀
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Taking Alan Moore’s advice to read bad books by starting with a big dog, a book of great notoriety: Scarlett by Alexandra Ripley
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I just like Teddy Roosevelt
In five words or less, describe your political affiliation. (i.e., Obama Democrat, Mises style libertarian, Tanky, Progressive social justice Democrat, Traditional Conservative, European style Social Democrat, etc.)
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Bucephalus, Man O’ War, The Godolphin Arabian, The Darley Arabian, the Byerly Turk, Secretariat, Sham, American Pharaoh, Eclipse, War Admiral, Eight Belles, Ruffian, Bleistein, Comanche, Dollar, Big Brown, Pale House (?). I need another hobby.
WITHOUT GOOGLING Can you name a famous horse?
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@DarbraDawn @strangestloop 375 by Christmas lfgooooooooo
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People have this thing where they think if they say something they can make it true
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@seconds_0 so many chad memes and somehow they never catch the moral - the correct way to interact with the world is on your own terms
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If you guys want to dream some crazy shit, I highly recommend nose strips. Last night my mind revealed itself to itself in something that felt more like a vision than a dream and I’m like 99% sure it’s gonna change the way I look at my life from here on out
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Every appliance in this house doesn’t just buzz when it’s done, it fucking sings. That’s cute and all but every time I hear a little electronic tune I don’t know if it’s the oven, the washer, the doorbell, the dryer, the dishwasher, the TV, the heat exchange unit, or the rapture
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you need to be seething. you need to be furious. you need to be mad maxxi-
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The pie was absolutely as good as depicted. I almost cried
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