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13-0 🍢 I love this team.
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To any
@FSUFootball
players or staff that may see this:
We love you guys. What an amazing season. We’ve witnessed the
#CLIMB
and can’t wait to see it continue. Thank you for your effort and dedication. Your legacy is forever cemented in FSU history. Undefeated ACC champs 🍢🍢
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Mike running it up and having to score our classless 12th TD for style points all season next year 🍢
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We fly high. No lie. You know thisssss 🍢🐠👑
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To
#FSUTwitter
: no longer shall we engage the tweets and bait of UM and UF fans. We don’t recognize thoughts or opinions of those who get destroyed by Rutgers or don’t even make a bowl. Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinions of sheep. 🍢🍢
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Idk how you hatin from outside of tha club. You can’t even get in! Lehgo. 🐠🍢👑
#KeepCLIMBing
#NoleFamily
#GarnetTheGoldfish
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Here’s the context: 3 undefeated GOATs🐐🍢🐠
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Rackin them miles. See you in Pitt, Noles fam! Let’s get this dub. 🍢🐠
#GarnetTheGoldfish
Garnet the Gold Fish on our Flight to Pittsburgh
@FSUFootball
@SeminoleBooster
#GoNoles
#KeepCLIMBing
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My fish tank is filled with vodka tonight. Let’s go, Champions! 🍢🍢🍢
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I appreciate the love, fam. But the biggest props go to Jack. He is him.
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We all just watch college football die today.
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I qualify for diplomatic immunity 🐠👑
I love it!
But how did you get the liquid past TSA?! 🤔 😅
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Hey everyone! Follow the rest of my escapades at the official handle of
@GarnetTheGF
. This handle is going bye-bye like UMs program post 2002… 🍢🐠 Fish: out.
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Elite level focus for me in this week of practice. Dialed in. 💪🏻🍢
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🥹🥹🥹
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No matter how this game ends, No matter what the committee decides, Remember where we were 2 years ago. Appreciate this season and how far we’ve come. Let’s get this dub! But let’s respect the growth. So proud of this team and staff. Go Noles! 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
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What if we just, ya know, didn’t listen to the NCAA? …like what could they actually do?
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What’s it like to be a fan of a team that has absolutely 0 drama? Like what is it like being South Carolina fan? 😩
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Omg you’re gunna become a millionaire. Drop the link to where people can buy these! 🐠🍢💰💰
Got a new game day shirt today!
@GarnetTGoldfish
@FSUChiefs
@FSUFootball
@kascaccia
#SCATDT
#GarnetTheGoldfish
#MCATDT
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If we pull this off, Fitz better break the rock.
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You and your hoe ass tweeting fingers. Sit this one out, loser.
WHEN y'all lose, the season will be a failure. No ACC title. No National Title. That was the goal and you didn't accomplish it, period.
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Me telling FSU, UM, and UF Twitter that Tate is not in concussion protocol.
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What he said 🍢
#FinishFor13
#KeepCLIMBing
@FSU_Barstool
2 years ago, we were happy to simply not lose games. Now we’re complaining about dropping from
#4
to
#5
… take a moment to appreciate this team and coaching staff you spoiled heathens.
#GoNoles
🍢
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You’ve been drinking the water from my fish bowl, haven’t you…
#GarnetTHEGoldfish
We’re still gonna beat Florida State next week. Calling it.
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FSU fam - Tate is starting. Stop this nonsense.
For the haters: Tate is NOT concussed nor is he in concussion protocol.
If you don’t believe me, you’re probably a flat-earther.
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Gotta say, it really is FSU against the world. I’m ready to accept being the villain and just go full John Wick on CFP as a whole.
#AllWeGotAllWeNeed
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The chiefs get T-Swift, Noles get little old me. We all know who won here 👑🐠
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Here’s an idea: a 5-10 min segment on any platform of choice,
@KirkHerbstreit
debates a rational FSU fan(or general CFP fan) on the facts and merits of his stance and the CFP committee. 🧐🕵️♂️
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I found him! he’s living rent free in your head🫣
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TO ALL THE FLORIDA STATE “SEMEN-HOLE” FANS IN MY “MENTIONS” ON TWEETS FROM A MONTH AGO—LAUGH WHILE YOU CAN—WE EXPOSED YOU AS THE FRAUDS YOU ARE AND WE WILL PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE NEXT YEAR IN HARD ROCK—OVERRATED FRAUDS!!!!!!!!!
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I mean… can we add a fish tank?
There are a lot of strong opinions about the stadium renovation. The cost, reduction in capacity, increased Booster dues etc.
It will begin immediately after the N AL game, and be completed before the 2025 opener against Alabama.
What are your thoughts?
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Some scholars theorize that FSU’s fall from grace was karmically linked to the untimely demise of Turntle. They’ve restored the balance by embracing a student’s pet goldfish, Garnet, who is well taken care of.
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@talia_baia
@InsideTheGators
Please google “sod cemetery” …or is that too hard for a “journalist”?
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Clemson beat S. Car
Miami Beat A&M
Wake beat Vandy
FSU beats LSU AND UF
But tell me again how the SEC is better?
FSU gets to play this schedule and we’re all supposed to say it’s ok
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Pure injustice. Old dudes in a room playing God with young men’s lives who worked so hard and deserve it. Fuck the committee. Fuck ESPN. Go Noles.
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The only people who don’t kneel before me are Miami Hurricanes … cause, well, you know… 👑🐠
@FSU_Barstool
@BarstoolUMiami
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RT this if you think the old dudes in the
#CFP
committee room should be relaced by AI.
#JusticeForFSU
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@JusGettinBetter
He isn’t concussed nor is he in concussion protocols. It’s all rumors. Like 100% rumor that you’re buying in to.
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Does one loss Ohio State deserve to stay ahead of undefeated Florida State and Washington?
RT - No
Like - Yes
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It’s a rumor. Pure rumor. Tate wouldn’t be allowed to play in practice if he had a concussion or in protocol. He is practicing. Don’t stir the pot when your spoon is covered in crap.
Are the same FSU fans that bashed Mario for playing Van Dyke with an injured shoulder going to say anything about Norvell sending Tate back in two plays after his head bounced off the turf like a basketball?
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You’re a phony and a liar.
Why such sensitivity from FSU fans. If you win out you'll be IN the top 4 regardless. Who cares who's 1 or 2. Goal is to FINISH in top 4!
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@UFBarstool
🚨BREAKING🚨
@UFBarstool
puts their name into the transfer portal.
You Bowl-less twat.
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Actual Doctors evaluated him. He’s been practicing all week which indicates he is not in concussion protocol. So yes, I think he has no concussion and the QB situation is out of proportion with people losing their shit over Brock getting some 1st team reps in practice. Gtfoh
@FSUBurnerBurner
So you think he has no concussion and everything with the FSU QB situation is made up? Hit wasn’t that bad?
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@curtsboy
@Simplytecia
@Knight6Ricky
@AxeSportsgroup
@Cleansmoothie
What’s it like being such a scrub that you tweet at teenagers and their families?
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Ok,
#UM
. You got your QB. No hate, well done. He’s obviously good. Now, you have 0 excuses if you crap the bed, right? Ya’ll still defend Mario if you win anything less than 8 games?
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The University of Florida has elected not to play a bowl game in honor of FSU being left out of the College Football Playoff.
It truly is remarkable when a pair of the Big 3 unite together in support of one another.
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Tell me fam: if you were publicly as bad at your job as these refs are at theirs, what would happen?
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@JaredVerse1
You’re the model person - the example - of what the ultimate FSU football player is. Thank you for all that you have done for this program and university. Can’t wait to cheer you on in the NFL! Godspeed 🍢🍢
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Look at all of that diversity in the Alabama room 😂 Happy MLK day.
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Ashley is going places 👀👀👀
I need someone to do something like this and dress as Garnet the goldfish for Halloween 😄
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Get better, coach! 🫶🍢
Head Coach Brooke Wyckoff underwent successful surgery this morning.
She is recovering well and is expected to miss the exhibition against Clayton State on Wednesday.
🔗
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You don’t want me to make you look bad by posting the comparative snap counts, would you?
@BarstoolAlabama
@FSU_Barstool
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Seems as though UF and UM sent all their med school grads to Twitter to comment on Tate Rodemaker…
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Missing a single key player? No. An otherwise full team can overcome that. Missing your entire starting team? Yes, I don’t need to explain further, do I? Be better.
So you’re admitting that missing key players matters right? Just like the committee said?
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Shiiii Miami been trying to do that for the last 20 years 🥱
FSU still trying to convince themselves they belonged:
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The SEC: where we all enjoy the smell of each other’s farts.
Florida State fans are still on Twitter talking about being left out of the college football playoff when the Rose Bowl went into overtime and their most recent football game ended 63-3. That is a real thing that is actually happening
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Last post re. opt outs:
Imagine you’re a CFB fan sitting on the couch, watching FB.
Why do you think you know what’s better for any player who put their body on the line to entertain us when they make a decision for their own future around a game with 0 meaning?
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💀💀💀
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Incremental drama point avoided 🍢🍢🍢
GREAT DAY to be a FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLE!! The
#CLIMBContinues
grateful for to lead the
#NoleFamily
with our incredible staff. Appreciate
@PresMcCullough
@SeminoleAlford
and
@Seminoles
for continued commitment on our journey back to the TOP! The Future is bright in Tallahassee 😎
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@SeminoleKJ
brings the violence and energy replying to all the hate tweets out there. The man goes to war for
#FSUTwitter
. Build the man statue outside
#Doak
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Listen Miami Fans, if UM left the conference, the conference would not crumble. If FSU leaves the conference though…. We are not the same.
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Maybe it should have been Michigan vs. Florida State?
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And to be clear - IF for whatever reason norvell chooses to start Brock, it has nothing to do with concussions.
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