Michael Chappell 🌊 Resister 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Proud southern white male progressive liberal Texas Democrat. Software engineer & aspiring young Time Lord. I love my wife, my kids, & my 37 dogs & cats. #woke
Joined December 2013
If MAGAs are melting down because they just found out that schools are teaching students Arabic numerals, just wait until they find out about how many college students have already been trained in BInary... and HEX!
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Every time I open twitter the first half dozen or so posts in my feed are from whiny right-wing shitposters bitching that they keep seeing "Democrat" posts in THEIR feeds. What the fuck is twitter playing at?
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My team isn't in the World Series this year, but I take comfort in the knowledge that no matter which team wins the pennant will either go to a city that trump despises, or to a country that trump covets and can never have. And both teams use the color blue.
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In the spirit of compromise, why don't we just rename the Kennedy Center Opera House the Redskins Opera House, and call the NFL team the Washington Melanias?
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The same people that consistently claim that pumping gigatons of CO2 into Earth's atmosphere can't possibly have an impact on climate are now claiming that deep state Biden operatives are causing floods in the Texas Hill Country.
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This is wrong on so many levels, and in so many ways. It's tragic that Americans aren't taught basic civics anymore. We now have tens of millions of people who think like this.
@Acyn Trump’s leadership deserves respect from Congress. When voters support him, they’re supporting his policies too.
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Sometimes I find myself wishing that there was a vaccine against stupidity, but then I realize that the folks who actually needed it wouldn't take it.
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There's a word to describe people who approve of lavish military parades to celebrate their head of state's birthday. We call them commies.
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Why are they wasting time on chemtrails when they should be banning robot birds?
Louisiana Passes Bill to Ban 'Chemtrails'
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Harvard has more lawyers than God. Only Disney has more lawyers than Harvard. And even Disney doesn't have as many judges as Harvard.
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Maybe we were wrong about trump. Maybe he really CAN bring the people of the world together. After all, he just got India and Pakistan to agree that he's a stupid, ignorant lying sack of shit.
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Bad news for advertisers on the Dark Web...
Amazing: Trump grew angry over a Biden-era program with the word "equity" in its name, so he ended it. But a key part of the program was sending money to red states to expand internet access in rural/MAGA country. Now they might not get it. New from me: https://t.co/eVmgsNrTqk
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"...simply buy an administrative official..." Sounds easy enough. How much do they cost?
@LakeLouise1988 @StephenM Your hearing is done not by a judge not by a jury simply buy an administrative official. That’s all that is required. That’s all that is needed. Now Florida is stepping up to the plate and expediting the process.
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We're all now waiting, with bated breath, for the Republican Party Central Committee's announcement of their new Five Year Plan.
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Republicans are so far gone they're not even slowing down to ask themselves WHY they're trying to defend the indefensible. They're just automatically doing it, like a pack of dogs barking and snapping at a delivery driver.
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MAGA Twitter trolls have settled on their defense of Hegseth. It's simple: It's fake news and never happened, but it's just fine that it happened, and if you have a problem with it you're a paid lib retard and go cry harder. Hard to argue with that.
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MAGA: YEAH TRUMP! DEPORT THOSE ILLEGALS! FUCK DUE PROCESS FUCK THE COURTS! Me: What if he decided to lock you up without trial? MAGA: ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? I'M A U.S. CITIZEN, YOU IDIOT! Me: Ok. So who would stop him? MAGA: A JUDGE, DUMBASS! Me:
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@jeannecurtice @RepMikeCollins No one expects you to understand that, Nerve, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
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American suckers are paying $100,000 apiece for a battery-powered Yugos.
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