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Matt Gaffney

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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
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8 years. Where does time go?
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@pat_croce
Pat Croce
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Just stopped on the #OceanCity boardwalk by 2 warriors: Matt had kidney cancer & Greg had colon cancer. On this cloudy morning our eternal sunshine is glowing brilliantly together!
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@TheDandyWarhols
The Dandy Warhols
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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
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@RyanHoliday
Ryan Holiday
2 years
Not a lot of people understand this... but you actually don’t have to have an opinion about everything. You don’t have to decide if something is good or bad. Marcus Aurelius says limiting the amount of opinions we have is one of the most powerful things we can do in life.
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@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
2 years
27 YEARS AGO TODAY 🐐 Michael Jordan finally put Dikembe Mutombo on a poster & then gave him the finger wag Earlier in the season, they had this conversation about MJ never dunking on Deke in 6 years
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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
2 years
The anti-Ricky Watters play.
@TDISportsClips
This Day In Sports Clips
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May 11, 2006: Phillies’ Aaron Rowand runs into the wall face first to make a great catch and save a couple of runs. He ended up breaking several bones in his face. Rowand: “For who? My teammates. For what? To win.”
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@Markmanson
Mark Manson
2 years
The most important skill in the 21st century is the ability to happily live with uncertainty.
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@nut_history
BaseballHistoryNut
2 years
Nolan Ryan had a lower ERA the year Nirvana’s Nevermind came out than he did the year The Beatles’ White Album came out.
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@BarstoolPhilly
Barstool Philly
2 years
“Y’all already know, all day Dallas sucks.” — B.G.
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@Steven_Hyden
Steven Hyden
2 years
Radiohead covering Cinnamon Girl https://t.co/XdSfVLmOwn
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@Markmanson
Mark Manson
2 years
School gives you the lessons and then you have to take the test. Life gives you the test and then you have to take the lessons.
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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
2 years
Truth 👇🏻👇🏻
@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
2 years
If you ever wonder about the accuracy of history books, just remember it has only taken 20 years for millions of people to forget Michael Jordan is the GOAT. Imagine how distorted shit gets in 200 years. Or 2000.
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@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
2 years
Michael B. Jordan reminds high school bully of what she called him in school
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@Markmanson
Mark Manson
2 years
If you feel overwhelmed—good. It means you’re pushing your limits. If you feel emotional—good. It means you’ve found something deeply important. If you feel uncertain—good. It means you’re learning.
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@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
2 years
The Beatles when asked how long their fame would last (1963)
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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
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Jim Morrison, music prophet. Pretty wild how spot on he was about the future of music.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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Jim Morrison predicts the future of music in 1969
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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
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Parks & Rec
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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One of the best jokes in television history
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@GaffReports
Matt Gaffney
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A perfect record @m_millsey
@remhq
R.E.M. HQ
2 years
MURMUR was released in the US on this day in 1983. In the book Remarks, Peter said: "When the album was finished I remember thinking, 'God, I can't wait until everyone hears this' Because it was so different... it didn't sound like anything else that was coming out."
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