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@Gaber205
Gabe Rosenberg
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My handles are the same across all platforms
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Gabe Rosenberg
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I’m sorry, is the complaint that the police are doing something about cars that are parked in the literal middle of the street? Good?
@WMSBG
WILLIAMSBURG NEWS
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Once again the NYPD is putting Windshield boots on cars Parked in the middle of the road on the yellow lines after all normal parking are still full of snow and ice Broadway between Kent Ave & Berry St.
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Peter Baker
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Jeff Bezos wealth in 2024: $194 billion Jeff Bezos wealth in 2025: $215 billion Jeff Bezos wealth today: $249.4 billion Net increase in Bezos wealth since 2024: $55.4 billion Cost of Bezos’s 417-foot superyacht: $500 million Amazon investment in "Melania": $75 million
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Gabe Rosenberg
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Closed mouth picture because of scurvy
@brgridiron
B/R Gridiron
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Patriots WR Mack Hollins has revealed he "hasn't eaten vegetables over the last four or five years" 😳 "To each their own" he said
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Gabe Rosenberg
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The Washington Post isn’t a news organization anymore
@McCartneyWP
Robert McCartney
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Apparently The Post has laid off every reporter and editor covering the Middle East. Jerusalem bureau closed. Also Ukraine bureau closed.
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Gabe Rosenberg
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I buy my gochujang at that elite cosmopolitan chungus millennial hipster store, Stop & Shop
@rebirthcanal
beef heiress
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okay starting to cook can be very daunting at first but you are going to have to buy some pantry staples, preferably from one or two cuisines you enjoy. do not begin your journey with cosmopolitan chungus millennial recipes from NYT that assume you have gochujang and cumin seeds
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@NathanPStrauss
Nathan Strauss
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@PeteThamel
Pete Thamel
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The NCAA's filing this week in Trinidad Chambliss vs. the NCAA gives a window into what the NCAA's argument. Includes: "Collegiate sports will become ungovernable if eligibility determinations are instead the result of individual court decisions."
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@EricMGarcia
Eric Michael Garcia
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The show Heated Rivalry only exists because of an article by @Curious_Kurz in @washingtonpost inspired the showmaker to reach out to the book's author. Today, The Washington Post laid off the reporter who did the story.
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Gabe Rosenberg
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Absolutely perfect, no notes
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@lizziejohnsonnn
lizzie johnson
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
@lizziejohnsonnn
lizzie johnson
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Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp. Despite how difficult this job can be, I am proud to be a foreign correspondent at The Washington Post.
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Gabe Rosenberg
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Sánchez is the true fascist totalitarian
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Gabe Rosenberg
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King
@HighCharacter_
High Character
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Coach Carvel on UMass becoming a pipeline for Czech players: “None of them give two shits about the Beanpot, and that’s how we can get them. They go where they think is gonna help them get to the next level, and that’s what we sell.”
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@nestrasilova
Vaclav Nestrasil sr.
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So we can count on Váša, Max, Tobias and Vashek from next season and now please try to bring to UMass Adam Benák, Adam Novotný, Tomáš Poletín, Max Pšenička and Jakub Vaněček so that the core of the Czech national team U20 can prepare for the next World Championship together🤣🤣🤣
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@NathanPStrauss
Nathan Strauss
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In honor of the Beanpot, I propose the following: the MAC Hockey Cup. Every year, Western Michigan/UMass/Miami/Bowling Green in a two day MTE. Host it in Detroit before the MAC football championship or alternating campus sites. Make a trophy, instant success.
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@CurryHicksSage
Curry Hicks Sage
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Being a UMass fan during the Ryan Bamford era be like…
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
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In 1912, tailor Franz Reichelt jumped from the Eiffel Tower to test a parachute suit, which failed to deploy from 57 meters in a fatal experiment.
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@SethMagaziner
Seth Magaziner
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My position is that you shouldn’t send 5 year olds to jail when their parents followed the prescribed process & pose no threat. If a judge denies their asylum claim and orders them removed, fine. But that hasn’t happened. What happened to prioritizing “the worst of the worst”?
@JDVance
JD Vance
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This reminds me of when Margaret Brennan "fact checked" me at the VP debate. If your position is that a person can claim asylum after traversing eight countries, and they are therefore "legal immigrants" because the president ignores the law and allows them to stay, then you're
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Gabe Rosenberg
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If you asked before this tweet which CT city would be on the top of this list I absolutely would have said Danbury
@SidKhurana3607
Siddharth Khurana
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Top metro areas by Brazilian ancestry: Barnstable, MA (2.5%) Worcester, MA (1.8%) Bridgeport, CT (1.8%) Boston, MA-NH (1.3%) Orlando, FL (0.9%) Miami, FL (0.9%) Waterbury, CT (0.5%) Cape Coral, FL (0.5%)
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@LFroment
Liz Froment
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The University of Massachusetts
@CollegeFBonX
College Football Zone
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If you had to be a fan of one of the teams in this area of the country who would you cheer for?
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Gabe Rosenberg
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Wtaf
@GoodmanHoops
Jeff Goodman
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Tuskegee head coach Benjy Taylor was handcuffed by police after the loss at Morehouse. Here’s his statement to @TheFieldOf68: “I am at a loss for words and I am upset about how I was violated and treated today. For my players, my family and people of Tuskegee to witness that
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Gabe Rosenberg
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Did we win another natty?
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Gabe Rosenberg
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@chad_mizelle
Chad Mizelle
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If you are a lawyer, are interested in being an AUSA, and support President Trump and anti-crime agenda, DM me. We need good prosecutors. And DOJ is hiring across the country. Now is your chance to join the mission and do good for our country.
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