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@GabFonzy

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Sport Fan. 6’3 (Short guys are Evil, look at history). Trilingual 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 #NewYorkForever Yankees, Porto, PSG. - 🛑 STOP worshipping celebrities you imbeciles

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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
3 months
@tyxhndrxx @PicturesFoIder I’ve never seen an onlyfans kill millions of innocent people
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@GabFonzy
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8 months
@sensitivevideos Came here to America with nothing. Started a store for the neighborhood. Provided for his family. Gave the robber everything. Still gets killed. Disgusting.
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@GabFonzy
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2 months
@NotClassAOlly3 @omar_u29 @RQ_III This guy has to be trolling.
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@Th3Narrator_ @historyinmemes She’ll also be a better person than you and your future daughters will ever be.
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@phil_hellmuth @tedcruz Phil do better. This guy is a terrible human
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@sensitivevideos Dude was helping him up but then saw his foot got chewed off then dumped him back into the water. TF? 😂
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@dennismacelroy @historyinmemes Or how the ceramic toilet top didn’t split into pieces after being railed against the wall 30 times 😂
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@Homiebishop @cctvidiots Because Cats are still kind of wild. Dogs aren’t, we have turned dogs into a joke. We bred them to be our “emotional partners”
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@82nolaDave94 @Bornakang I’m going to drink more milk because this doesn’t bother me.
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@GabFonzy
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2 months
@futurafreesky This just made CM Punk look like a bigger bad ass. Now I like wrestling again.
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@GabFonzy
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@_simpli_shani @historyinmemes That’s absolutely not true. Do not believe this guy people.
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@herbntechtv @_____eddie_____ @nocontextfooty It’s closely tied to capitalism and commercials. And bleeding audiences dry.
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@GabFonzy
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8 months
@AimeeFosterxx @JCFights You for sure will birth one
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
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@GabFonzy
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6 months
@TheZingOne @Ludacris “Country bumpkin black dude who ‘oba came it’..” Damn. That had to hit Shannon too.
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@UniqueMongolia Some are fighting against their will. Most aren’t. They don’t want to be overtaken by Russia dude. They’re literally fighting for their freedom. Did we forget this?
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@stefunnyfv @ZachLowy They don’t like Spanish people for a reason. They’ve been brutalized by the Spanish government/monarchy for over 100 years. Franco tried to eradicate their whole culture. They’re supposed to be happy about this?
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@Levi7hart @offtheraiIs People who are against a couple against having kids is way weirder.
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@pmcafrica One of the greatest documentaries of all time
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
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@GabFonzy
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8 months
@lonerBucky @TheDunkCentral Why? He’s not on Wemby level
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@randomrecruiter @IQfor3 That’s why it’s so easy for them to start playing basketball late. They already have the footwork down.
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@GabFonzy
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9 months
@JxsiahM @airbagged Would Jesus do this?
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@DTRJUICE @LegendOfWinning Traditional Point guards don’t play well alongside LeBron James stop it only score 1st point guards do
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@neymarjrafera__ Eles estão Fodidos com Neymar e sem Neymar
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
10 months
@PortugalFPF This team simply cannot get the best out of Leão
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
11 months
@BronGotGame @BleacherReport Jordan should have joined Bird and Magic on a SUPERTEAM.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@MuskElonverif @soulsonicc Why would he choose England? He’s not English. You guys don’t understand pride.
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@bmorelikestate @BX_Buba45 @JoeFlynn1778407 You’re practically a Raptors fan now. Why don’t you move to Canada
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@Hassania6791 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Trust me the Leopard knows. Cats just like to play with their food a lot.
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@GabFonzy
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8 months
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@GabFonzy
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9 months
@TheBrutalNature If I’m stuck with a cheetah in an elevator and we’re 1 on 1 to the death. I’m walking out. Easy.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
3 months
@Leem8xk @brutalfightz You have watched way too many Disney movies.
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@SpicyCammy @historyinmemes What’s your onlyfans for?
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@breathMessi211 @laligafrauds Shut up “GANESH” 😭
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
4 months
@zebster114 This happens all the time in knockout. This is why we need people who played sports commentating about sports, not nerds.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@broke_brakes @datsjackedup Na. The Barber died 😔
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@GabFonzy
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2 months
@Alexislb_18 c'est la raison
Tweet media one
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
4 months
@IpoArena @historyinmemes God has nothing to do with it
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
10 months
@ChrissieMayr Um no he wouldn’t. 20 years ago we was making rap songs and videos dissing the Republican President. This is nothing new from him. Now go cry.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@ronaldoptgl This is when I knew this was going to be a bad WC.
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@timecaptales @historyinmemes How did he bat that game? I know I would have swung at everything
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
8 months
@KnicksMuse Just out of curiosity…. Is Brunson supposed to slap Julius’ child or something? 😂
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@SelecaoTalk Pepe got the final laugh.
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@killeures Bangladesh is always the other country they’re from too. 😭
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@GabFonzy
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8 months
@TheBrutalNature There are no crocs in Mexico tho. Unless some guy offed himself and threw himself into a zoo.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
10 months
@FlymikeXL @poppiey29 @RudyGay Which neve made sense to me. FIBA is better than the Olympics. Olympics are kind of trash for team sports. Soccer doesn’t take the Olympics seriously. They take the World Cup seriously.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@hierro_98 @shannonsharpeee What we need is MORE abortions.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@ctreid89 I mean I get what you mean… it’s valid. But bloods and Crips are fighting over the color of a .99 cent bandana at from a Bodega.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
8 months
@TheBrutalNature If you don’t start posting longer videos I unfollow
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
9 months
@NBFootball @FCPorto @newbalance Very disappointing. Porto was at its best under Nike.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
10 months
@davidxpds @B24PT Não podemos nem manter nossos próprios talentos por mais de um ano. Ele está absolutamente certo. A Liga Portuguesa é uma “Selling League”
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
3 months
@lukasthehomie @redstreamnet This Lit is trying to tell us about Portugal 😂
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
2 months
@MogulAvi This just made CM Punk look like a bigger bad ass. Now I like wrestling again.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@Jay73516084 @belva_nwa @TrollFootball Shut up Indian. Go watch cricket.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
3 months
@MatBlazewicz @stats_feed Barcelona are CATALAN
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@RealKidPoker No but it’s a hell of a lot easier in Omaha.
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@BaileyThiesz @offtheraiIs Whoa…. This says way more about you than them.
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@GabFonzy
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@GabFonzy
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8 months
@ZachLowy @BastienFachan PSG are going to win a title without him. Like they have before. This isn’t a a casual take. They needed to rid themselves of Messi. More Neymar than Messi but the point still stands. He was absent in the CL. PSG fans will never forgive him for that.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@dandowns12 @LibertySonMedia @ilikestuff700 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 The ridiculous point you’re trying to make is that “oh look, it’s so dangerous in Canada because they don’t have guns”. Which is flat out dumb. Canada is way safer than the United States. It’s not even close. Your point makes no sense.
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@TheBrutalNature Um no, that is not on purpose. They’re telling that dog to come back in Portuguese.
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@KenHeLive @bigcuddyy Taking a basketball debate this far is just crazy. You have to be extra miserable.
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@chrisdacey Your problem was believing Fox News
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@ronaldoptgl The minute he left Europe it was over for me. I’ve accepted this long ago.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
11 months
@domainsdomain @KaiCenat @FanumTV Damn. Streamers really are bigger than rappers now.
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@AliSidd7121 @AbuHafsah1 You know there are bones on dolphins and whales that prove that they were land animals millions of years ago right?
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
4 months
@JesseB8263 @BigKnickEnergy_ I’ll drop Julius off at the airport right now.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@Pichi_AS @Chatnigga101 She’s going out with a white guy, that’s where all the hate truly comes from.
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@GabFonzy
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6 months
@smartjobonson @mojojojo_cfc @DailyLoud And that’s why he got killed.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
5 months
@Th3Narrator_ @historyinmemes Oh I’m not a good guy either. I’m pretentious, snobby, upper class douchebag from Greenwich, CT. She’d be better than my future daughters also.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
5 months
@Unger2Unger @IQfor3 Funny all the best players in the NBA right now played soccer growing up. They learned footwork, what do they learn from concussion ball? Excuse me, I meant football.
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@1CreativePower @PicturesFoIder That’s stupidity not loyalty
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@IBZDRAGON Has CM Punk ever been wrong? Seriously bro. From Vince to the Rock. He looks more genius everyday.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
2 months
@stymead Right? They just made CM Punk look even better. Now I like wrestling again. Thank you Punk.
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@GabFonzy
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6 months
@tradingMaxiSL @historyinmemes It is in a different family. Jesus. SMH 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@Vizor_710 @SelecaoTalk They are racist. They literally killed or got rid of all the blacks.
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@GabFonzy
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9 months
@BronMuse @DaddyZaslav Nuggets win in 5. They don’t sniff the Finals.
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@GabFonzy
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5 months
@FitzGSN_ The show sucks. Now it’s about zombies and the dead people. They’ve gone too far. I’m done.
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@GabFonzy
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3 months
@Oyinclock @itanimals0 Probably not after getting his face sliced open.
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@GabFonzy
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@WillettMartin @InternetH0F Fire predates everything. It predates the planet. 😂. That doesn’t mean we always knew to use it. Our bodies can still to this day eat raw meat (depending on the animal).
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@BigKnickEnergy_ @7PMinBrooklyn You know what other Knicks team would have been REAL NICE with Melo?? The players we traded Melo for in 2011 that ended up gutting out roster, All Melo had to do was wait 4 months SMH
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@TheBrutalNature I’m a believer that big cats in zoos should be fed live animals. They’re literally on this earth to kill. The love it. Don’t worry. Humans have bred 1 billion Goats. They be fine.
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@DAGOAT65469730 @hierro_98 @shannonsharpeee The fetus shouldn’t exist in the first place if the parents aren’t going to be parents.
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@GabFonzy
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4 months
@WillettMartin @InternetH0F For 10’s of thousands of years we ate raw meat. But that’s besides the point.
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@GabFonzy
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6 months
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@Gerbotski @AmiriKing It’s avoided literally every single day in Europe. Keep up.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
9 months
@khrisody @DavidBakhtiari @NFL Zlatan refused to play on it. Wonder if Messi will do the same? We’re literally the only country that allows our professional and child athletes to play on top of a bunch of shred up plastic tires.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@CallahanAutoCo @bennyjohnson You think Trump is flying commercial with you peasants? 😂. He doesn’t even like shaking your hands
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
6 months
@hoopproduct Why does this matter? Every NBA player was a beast in HS
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@GabFonzy
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7 months
@3Diqq @TheBrutalNature Those are intestines. All that breaking apart is the poop from it.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
3 months
@ian_kathurima @CensoredMen And who is he? A prophet. Shut your nerdy ass up and go touch some grass
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@Prashantyallat2 @elsdawg @TheEuropeanLad And how are you going to do that when you live in Bangladesh?
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@GabFonzy
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11 months
@PSGhub @FabriceHawkins If anyone needs to leave the club it’s Nasser.
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@4WhomJBellTolls Imagine being mad at a couple for living their life
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
10 months
@NY_EvilEmpire That’s what happens when you disgrace the most historic uniform in American sports
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@GabFonzy
Maximilian
7 months
@ZachLowy Not surprising. It’s cold, dark and miserable in Germany.
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