I’m not doing #whamageddon this year, since I got to Xmas day last year without hearing the accursed song. I therefore I have retired from it, undefeated.

That #granddesigns is the first one that I’ve watched where I want them to fail. Last weeks was very special, but this one is dreadful.

I’m no fan of John Bolton, but I can’t help feeling that this is a politically motivated move. Has he been criticising someone recently maybe?

I’ve made it to Christmas Day and avoided #whamhalla! I’ve heard a couple of cover versions, but not the real thing. I think I’ll retire from #whamageddon at this point. Last year I managed about five minutes ☹️

This is what I came to the internet for

#thelastleg is excellent tonight, lots of news to get their teeth into. Great to see Frankie Boyle again.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

#IsItOk that Marmite Peanut Butter spread has been discontinued?

Was @StephenKing at Winchester Great Hall in a past life?

Deaf person, spent most of my life living in silence. In my 30s I adopted a chilled and sassy cat called Lady. She lays with me often & purrs. Though I could feel her purring I couldn't hear it. She's the reason I decided to get cochlear implants, because I wanted to hear her.

Just when you thought it was safe to go out. New shocking footage of Jonathan just before the night train had been released. @G4KLX #hamradio what happend to your cat? 😺

Don't get the spite around Oasis. Youngsters will want to see them because their Mum and Dad told them they were their generation's Beatles and those my age will want to see them again because of that impact. For some context, it wasn't just really good rock music, for many (

Alarm set for the #oasis announcement. I hope it’s for some concerts. I saw them at Knebworth in ‘96 and they were great.

This is what being British really means, not what the knuckle draggers would have you believe.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

So sad to hear of John Mayall’s passing. He was a great pioneer of British blues and had a wonderful eye for talented young musicians, including Mick Taylor - who he recommended to me after Brian Jones died - ushering in a new era for the Stones.

A look back to our @Glastonbury appearance last month and our hotel room rehearsal of Happy Hour with Norman @FatboySlim

The new junior minister in the Cabinet Office was considerably more junior when she made her debut on the Eye's cover 37 years ago! The baby is Georgia Gould, newly-elected MP for Queen's Park and Maida Vale.

Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.

It’s weird to think that for a short while, Keith Starmer inherits the previous Conservative cabinet, including those who lost their seats, until all of the formalities are carried out at the palace.