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A decade in startups | A decade in nonprofits | A decade in Asia | A decade in crypto | A decade in vinyl: https://t.co/DMAtfsJ6hy

Austin, TX
Joined January 2022
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
7 months
A huge heartfelt thank you to all 8,000+ followers … I appreciate each and everyone of you … 🙏 I realize I am not everyone’s cup of tea … but I am a cup of tea … and the grind doesn’t stop … No days off ✊
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
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Just a friendly reminder … the way to make one service look fast … Is to make the standard service worse … not surprised @Uber
@d0wnsideofme
Jesse
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holy fucking shit
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
23 hours
Just a friendly reminder … California is coming for your Bitcoin …
@Bitcoin_Teddy
Bitcoin Teddy
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California passed a bill to seize #Bitcoin left idle on exchanges. After 3 years of inactivity, assets can be taken by the state under 'Unclaimed Property' laws.
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
24 hours
Just a friendly reminder … you are playing a game that is rigged …
@BullTheoryio
Bull Theory
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🚨SILVER IS BEING MANIPULATED AGAIN. Silver crashed -15.75% in 24 hours and wiped out nearly $600 billion from its market cap on 29th Dec 2025. What we are seeing in silver right now follows a familiar institutional playbook. First, silver rallied aggressively as real demand
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
2 days
Just a friendly reminder … it’s 2026 … and grown adult men need to ask Grok for help and validation … 😂🫵
@AshleyDCan
Ashley
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grown men are asking grok if they can see people in bikinis instead of getting a job
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
3 days
Just a friendly reminder … “There’s $9B in fraud, and YOU DON’T CARE! That’s the problem!”
@GuntherEagleman
Gunther Eagleman™
3 days
🚨 BOOM! CNN leftist tries to smear conservative Scott Jennings as “RACIST” over exposing Minnesota’s $9 BILLION Somali fraud scandal, Jennings SHUTS IT DOWN HARD! “I don’t agree with your stupid line of questioning. The lowest form of argument is to accuse me of some race-based
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
4 days
Just a friendly reminder … in April when you file your tax return … you can now claim up to 20 million dependents …
@Hunter_Eagleman
Hunter Eagleman™
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
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Just a friendly reminder … precious metals are extremely volatile assets …
@cryptorover
Crypto Rover
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Silver fell 16% yesterday and bounced 6% today. And Bitcoin is “too volatile”?
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@alifarhat79
Not Jerome Powell
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@joeybeastmarket
OkinawaMoongazer
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Somalians in Minnesota have stolen more taxpayer dollars than what the Lehman Brothers lost in 2008 which triggered the Great Financial Crisis
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
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Just a friendly reminder … you don’t live in a simulation … You live in a world of intentional fraud, corruption and abuse of power …
@catturd2
Catturd ™
5 days
Preach.
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
5 days
Just a friendly reminder … when you pay your taxes in April … you are funding … Marjorie Taylor Greene’s $5M house in Costa Rica ✅ Kilos of cocaine to aid Zelensky’s addiction ✅ Mansions for American Somalis in Mogadishu ✅
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
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Morning ☕️ Just a friendly reminder … your health is your wealth …
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
6 days
Just a friendly reminder … the fraud is ENDLESS …
@C_3C_3
C3
6 days
Are you sitting down? There are 42,861 NGOs handling $120 billion in Minnesota per year. Just imagine the fraud. We’re just scratching the surface.
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@saylor
Michael Saylor
6 days
Back to Orange.
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
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Just a friendly reminder … the government is the BIGGEST rug to ever exist …
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
6 days
Just a friendly reminder … I am officially moving to Minnesota … And starting a daycare center …
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Funky Beach
7 days
Just a friendly reminder … the United States is in trillion dollars of debt … due to trillion dollars of fraud and corruption
@kevinnbass
Kevin Bass
7 days
America is not trillions of dollars in debt. It is trillions of dollars in fraud.
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
7 days
Just a friendly reminder … the logic of the left … hilarious 😂
@amuse
@amuse
7 days
DEMOCRATS…
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@LorenHodl
Loren ₿ HODL
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@FunkyBeaches
Funky Beach
8 days
Just a friendly reminder … to all of the silver and gold holders …
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