Paul Humpage
@Fumpage
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My Mom: “I was wrong about @rickygervais all these years, he’s not horrible, Afterlife is the best thing that’s ever been on TV” That’s an endorsement.
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I know it's weird to get personal, but I want to wish Happy Valentine's Day to the most amazing, special person in the world: Tom Hanks.
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My gym urgently needs this message programmed into its tannoy system: 'To the man hair-drying his penis and balls, stop at once'.
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Donald Trump should start a Superman birther movement. No way that Ma and Pa Kent birth certificate is legit.
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