You have to credit the Morrison govt - the second this new variant was discovered, they immediately took steps to allow the church to discriminate against gay people.
Just saw Snoop Dogg be part of an incredible show at some sort of football game. I hope there aren't any old photos of him with a bong that may damage his reputation.
Hearing a lot of talkback nutbags say 'We don't need this lockdown - look at Sweden - they're doing it right.'
Australia.
Population: 25 mil.
Deaths: 34.
Sweden.
Population: 10 mil.
Deaths: 373.
Good one, nutbags!
The bed wetting boomers at
@3AW693
are sooking we haven’t been compulsorily muzzled & ordered to work from home. First
@3AWNeilMitchell
now this 🤡 Stevenson. This is how Andrews got away with the world’s longest lockdown…Melbourne’s media cheer squad…
The
#ABC730
'balanced' recap of the election campaign consisted of a 10-minute Leni Reifenstahl-style compile of Morrison photo ops, followed by a 30-second selection of Albo 'gaffes'.
When I said that Julia Gillard should be drowned at sea, what I meant is that she should 'go jump in the lake'. A common expression and a slip of the tongue, nothing more. Just like when I incited the Cronulla riots. I actually meant 'Have a nice day'.
Just saw a woman going off at Coles staff because 'all the cans of tuna are made in Thailand!' When asked why this is a problem: 'The virus!!!'
#notsoquietaustralian
Attempt to walk all of Melbourne now in year 15. Got to Pinewood shops yesterday. How did I not know about the Waverley Cinema? Like stepping back in time. Family-owned, all tickets $8. Check out their home-made website:
If only the US Attorney General, the Supreme Court, all those state and federal officials and cybersecuity experts had thought to consult the guy from The Footy Show:
Incredibly unconvincing caller 'Gary' phoned 3AW to demand the Premier return to work. Pretty sure he was reading off a card from the offices of the 'Herald Sun'.
'I don't care what they taught you in "journalism school", I want ten more pieces on Dictator Dan by tomorrow morning or you can clean out your fucking desk.'
After 15 series,
@madashelltv
pack it in TONIGHT, 8.30 on
@ABCTV
. Relentlessly great work from
@shaunmicallef
, the cast, the writers, makeup artist Karchi Magyar, and all concerned.
Thanks to all who have pointed out that Andrew Bolt is himself an immigrant. Obviously, when he refers to 'immigrants', he's talking about a particular kind of person he doesn't want to bump into at the Malvern shops.
Three radio shows have contacted me today, requesting that I comment on Will Smith.
I said I will only discuss Pete Smith.
Who is frankly OUT OF CONTROL!
Thanks to
@BenFordham
listener, Sam who called
@2GB873
suggesting
@ScottMorrisonMP
appoint me as Chair of ABC. Happy to take the job. First task: privatise the joint & call all jobs up for review/redundancy. Ban woke. Sack the Board. And that’s in the first hour
Shocked to hear about Cal Wilson. Loved by all and a favourite on 'Get This'. Can't get really get my head around it. Thinking of her family and cats at this time.
Mind you, I was pissed as a motherfucker, stumbling around the streets, on a massive taxpayer-funded pension, claiming to be an 'outsider', while burbling my racist woman-hating bullshit to anyone sad enough to listen:
BOLT: What really ticks me off is the dishonesty in selling this bag ban, that's going to make shopping now so much more of a hassle.
#theboltreport
@SkyNewsAust
MORE:
Spotted in the Marble hall of power 👀
@CraigKellyMP
and Pete Evans. They apparently had a meeting earlier this morning. Oh to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.
@australian
#auspol
"It's incredibly selfish of older people or neurotic people who are timid & afraid & won't come out of their basements to confine children & young people to miss out on the most important part of their lives" - Fox News is now straight up blaming old & vulnerable people for Covid
The good news for Morrison about his insane press conference is that it's made everyone forget when he said Australian women should be grateful they're not being shot at.