Imagine being on the Epstein list and realizing that the member of your crew tasked with covering up the entire criminal conspiracy isn’t Bill Gates or Alan Dershowitz, it’s Donald fucking Trump. Tick-tock, assholes.

Watch 🎥 This should be shared EVERYWHERE. This is what happened when 20 random westerners sat down to watch what Palestinian kids are taught in UNRWA schools.

Trump was right about one thing (hey, even a broken clock…): Ghilaine has been treated very unfairly. If she did 1/10 of what these files allege, fair treatment for her could maybe be found in a tunnel underneath Gaza.

I’m beginning to suspect he could rape a 13-year-old girl in the middle of Fifth Avenue and he wouldn’t lose any voters. #thereisnobottom

My Trump-supporting friends who spent a year or so referring to our last president as “Pedo Joe” are oddly silent after yesterday’s Epstein files release

@dhevans77 @TheActionFest @MarshallJulius @denofgeek This handy chart makes it clear!

Vince Gilligan says he's in no hurry to get going on Season 2 of PLURIBUS. Understood, but hey, Vince, if you're listening: I'm not getting any younger.

This is the full 60 Minutes segment on CECOT Bari Weiss and CBS News didn't want you to see.

When the walking pile of garbage is out of office, I would like to respectfully request his name be removed from any buildings to which he unilaterally decided to add said name and replace it with that of Rob Reiner.

It’s a shame we need to post this, but the “Herogasm Files” leaked today are doctored and illegitimate. Our Crime Analtics department has confirmed Homelander’s name was inserted by Starlighters via AI. He visited Herogasm ONCE to respond to a crisis situation, NOTHING MORE!

https://t.co/vyilqYpMAo

On the upside, your kids are closer than they’ve ever been to getting to watch #SongoftheSouth on Disney+

House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

https://t.co/ZqUvz51k06 You know, for 11th Street Kids

Peacemaker Season 2 | Official Trailer | HBO Max https://t.co/o3DtAJoFtl via @YouTube If you dug the first season of #Peacemaker, season ✌️does not disappoint. (Featuring an all-new main title sequence edited by yours truly — and oh, Lord, is it a doozy.) Aug 21 on HBOMax. 🧜‍♂️

Two worlds, twice as much peace. The follow-up to Superman, #Peacemaker Season 2, begins August 21 on @HBOMax and other fine platforms around the world.

https://t.co/K6g26smc7i via @YouTube In recognition of David Corenswet’s magnificent portrayal of the last son of Krypton, I’m posting this reminder that the character’s Jewish heritage has long been suspected by Bubbies and Nanas everywhere:

Out of all the morally bankrupt absurdities the world accuses Israel of, and the list is long, the best one has to be that Israel is committing genocide and starving Gaza when Hamas can literally end the war in a split second at which point endless humanitarian aid would enter

I still can’t get over the fact that Eden Golan and Yuval Rapheal have gotten more hatred and outrage from the international music community for being Jewish than Kanye did for making a song called “Heil Hitler” What the fuck has the world come to

Well, well, well. I expect about 5 million apologies in my inbox now that even the terrorists admitted what we were saying all along. As I’ve said, this war will go down in history as having the lowest innocent to combatant ratio. Genocide my tuchus!!