ForgedMama
@ForgedMama
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This ain't my first Twitter rodeo! Here for the laughs and hot takes. 1A. 2A. Meme enthusiast. God, family, country—let's ride! 🇺🇸
With my nose in a book
Joined June 2024
GM, things I never had on my bingo card for this year: turning on the heat in August. August is supposed to be about iced coffee and flip-flops. Turns out it’s for hot chocolate and wool socks. Thanks, weather.
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I don’t want a better half. I want a feral half. Someone who steals forks from restaurants and hisses at neighbors.
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Took today off to make this a 4-day weekend. Cleaned my house, caught up on laundry and ran all my errands fueled solely on coffee and candy corn. This is peak adulting.
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Screaming into the void (as usual):. @elonmusk My feed isn’t “For You,” it’s “For Payout.” X was supposed to be the voice of the people, but instead my timeline looks like cable news with emojis and a tip jar. If I wanted nonstop agenda shilling, I’d just turn on CNN or Fox. Let.
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Having boy children really is next level. 15 as he’s getting ready for school: Balls up a piece of paper and launches it at me. Me (thinking it’s a game): Serves up a volley and returns it back to him. 15: Bruh…You need to sign that. It’s a consent form.🙄.
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RT @SheSaysBadWords: How many more spiritually broken, sexually confused shooters will we see before you acknowledge the existing pattern?.
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Serious time: I usually keep things light on here, but this Minnesota school shooting has me rattled. We can keep pretending that passing more gun laws will magically fix this, but it won’t. People with serious mental health issues will not be stopped by another law on paper.
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Sitting through a 3-hr HR training. These HR folks really go hard…really drinking the corporate Kool-Aid. I don’t think I’ve ever cared about anything as much as they do about corporate policy.
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GM. Sleep quality: hot garbage. Feeling like a chain-smoking Sarah Connor waiting for the machines to rise.
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🤣😆😂.
Not good enough. Bring back smoking in restaurants or the libs win.
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15 has turned into a food critic. Tonight’s review: “Too much chewing.” ⭐️Would not dine again. I just can’t with this kid…🤣.
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Asked my mom (God bless her, she’s in her 70s) to bring a green salad (even threw out a few options) to the family shindig this weekend. She’s at the grocery store now texting me for the ingredients to strawberry Jell-O pretzel salad. 😂. Only in the Midwest does ‘salad’ =
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This is the only Taylor Swift meme I can get behind. (Mutes ‘Taylor Swift’ forever).
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GM. 15 before school this morning: I don’t have any clean underwear. Should I just go commando?. Me, not caffeinated enough for this at 6:30 am: Bruh, this is not a decision I can help you with.
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Feel like my algorithm’s been off again (surprise, surprise). Checked my X content filters to see what it thinks I’m into… results: Chubbies, climate change, and K-pop. What the actual fuck? 💀
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