Thomas Fjeld
@Fomechka
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NAFO Viking, Entrepreneur, Chiphead, Care bear, Liberal, Medic/nurse, Proud father, People person, Food lover and Beer brewer. Я норвезькій Черкащанін. 🇳🇴🇺🇦
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Dear
#NAFOfellas
! Here's a project by a wonderful friend of mine in
#Ukraine
, Mariya Gvasaliya. She's collecting ₴ 50.000,- ($ 1.286 / € 1.184) for night vision for the 54th Separate Mechanized Brigade intelligence.
Any amount helps! ❤️🇺🇦
🔗
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Norwegian comedy sketch from 1978, still highly relevant today. We always knew they were lying scumbags. I am teaching this sketch to all Ukrainian refugees that I come across, arriving in Norway. I always tell them it's essential knowledge.
#RussiaIsATerroristState
.
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Right. "Behind every
#Fella
is a real person who believes in
#Ukraine
’s victory." -
@kajakallas
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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@EmbassyofRussia
@MoatsTV
@georgegalloway
@thevaibhavag
@jacksonhinklle
@IOL
@AfriNewsAgency
@AfricanIndy
@mission_russian
@GUnderground_TV
@RusEmbUSA
Why are you giving this opportunity to show the world your blatant lies away for free?
#RussiaIsATerroristState
and
#RussiaIsLosing
because
#PutinIsADildo
.
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@mfa_russia
⚔️ On July 10,
#Sweden
celebrates their
#NATO
membership, marking the triumph of
#Democracy
over ruzzian oppression in the year 2023.
It was the second major step, following
#Finland
, securing the
#Nordic
position as a European force against ruzzian aggression and genocide.
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@EmbassyofRussia
@MoatsTV
@georgegalloway
@thevaibhavag
@jacksonhinklle
@IOL
@AfriNewsAgency
@AfricanIndy
@mission_russian
@GUnderground_TV
@RusEmbUSA
Fairly unsure Ukraine wants to be demoted to your... Wait. Do you have a style? What's it called?
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Fresh propaganda whining out of ruzzia:
"ruzzia dealt the decisive blow. Norway won't recover [after this]."
-- "Norway is following by example from neighboring countries and decided to unleash an economic war against Russia and began to arrange one meanness after another.…
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Some of you
#NAFOfellas
have seen the banner picture on my bio...
But I never told you where it's from.
After talking with
@MrsSNorman
today I realised that nobody really knows the truth behind it.
So here it is..
You know who gave me this patch?
A Cherkasy marine soldier.
In…
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Hamas, hezbollah and isis are terrorist organisations.
Putler's ruzzia is a terrorist organisation as well as a state.
Iran's theocrats support both militant Islam and ruzzia.
They all collaborate, fuelled by Kremlins propaganda and support.
Israelis, Ukrainians, and the…
Hamas is a terrorist organization.
Putin's Russia is a terrorist organization.
Iran's theocrats support both Hamas and Russia.
They all collaborate.
Israelis, Ukrainians, Americans & the entire democratic world must deepen their collaboration to defeat this terrorist…
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@Prothean_Reaper
@saintjavelin
Nuclear war is considered a de-escalation compared to surströmming.
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@BowesChay
@WhiteHouseRoom
You've never actually been to Ukraine, or ruzzia now, have you. Regurgitation of Kremlin propaganda sources - even if you were kind enough to write it with your own words, does not make it true. Admit it: before the invasion you didn't even know where to place Ukraine on the map.
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@TheKremlinYap
So, basically he's saying "ok, so we were kidding about being the 2nd greatest army, but after Ukraine we will become it-and we are going on an occupying spree and we will be very successful with it"... 🤣🤣🤣
Can't make this shit up, man!
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Hvis du støtter partiet Rødt og denne mannens uttalelser, så er vi definitivt på vei til å bli evige uvenner. Just sayin'.
Har ikke vært så rykende forbanna på fryktelig mange år.
For en tilbakestående fjøsnisse!
Hvis du støtter Rødt og er uenig med denne... karen... Bra!!!!!!!!!
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Introducing the
#NAFO
approved
#Doggiebank
, by real UA-PWR.
Instead of letting money and resources go up in smoke, these puppies are made by recycling useless e-cigarettes and sending them to the front. Keeping soldiers phones alive, and sometimes even their owners. As well as…
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@victoriaslog
"Russia threatened to leave Moldova"— now that would be a near perfect sentence. Perfect if by Moldova they also include Transnistria, of course.
I'm more than certain we'll find other sources for Moldovan energy needs. 🇲🇩❤️🇳🇴❤️🇲🇩❤️🇳🇴
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Today, three Romanian pilots are taking off from Norway with each a newly overhauled F-16.
Norway has sold 32 aircraft of this type to Romania.
- This is very important for all of us. NATO's strength is the sum of all member countries.
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@Seveerity
That they even printed this is even tragic. But at least we understand the literacy rate of the ruzzians sent to fight in Ukraine.
@RealJakeBroe
should feature this on a show. I'd love to see how westerners in general would respond to such a propaganda had it been ours.
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@zhao_dashuai
Ah, yes. The mighty Liaoning. The former Soviet, Ukrainian built, Kyiv-class, ship called Riga, and then Varyag, and now Liaoning. I'm sure you could easily have made your own, but you somehow needed the 1985-design and steel...? And why are you using a Japanese camera? Right.
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@maria_drutska
Well, yes. Israel is 28 times smaller than Ukraine, so that's logical. Unfortunately also probably why iron dome wouldn't really work for Ukraine as an entirety, and why NASAMS, Iris-T, Patriot etc works better for you. I really hope we can strengthen air defences soon! 😓💙💛
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@OneLove16272722
@Gerashchenko_en
I call upon you to hand that wonderful message and insight right on to the Kremlin. We all agree. Wars are never won; but losses can be avoided. Alas, your hero, Putler has no respect or regards for human life, including that of his own people. Thus we find ourselves here.…
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@Brindarella
@nexta_tv
Lets just put up a sign on the borders instead that says: Due to ammunition restraints by NATO, as we supply Ukraine to shoot ruzzian invaders, we gracefully save the warning shot, and shoot to kill. Please go home to ruzzia. If you don't like the status quo: go home and protest.
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@david_r_morgan
Let's break this down, shall we?
— Putin and ruzzia has never wronged me.
Wrong. They meddled in the Brexit referendum and made sure the hatred towards EU was fuelled.
— He was promised no further expansion of NATO to the East.
Wrong. Gorbachev and his generals have debunked…
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Dear
#NAFOfellas
, and especially Norwegian Fellas. This <redacted> Professor, Glenn Diesen, at the University of Southeast Norway - and now also an "expert" in the "think tank" GORKI Center at the University of St. Petersbarf, does not use the word "annexed" but "the new regions…
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@nexta_tv
"The public prosecutor sees the attack, which took place last Saturday (August 26th), as politically motivated. The police are looking for the perpetrator and are asking witnesses for information. Accordingly, the suspect is said to be 40 to 45 years old and wearing a blue…
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@UKikaski
@Erdbeerdampfe
The disregard of life and compassion is heartbreaking. But, as clearly can be seen, not even a slap in the face (or cutting off a limb) is enough for the ruzzian people to wake up and stand up to their dictator. 😔
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The Kremlin Circus keeps us entertained. Brief summary of life:
A woman’s son died on the front line, but she doesn’t care much about it. Her main problem is that his ex-girlfriend stole the furniture. These are the priorities of everyday ruᛋᛋians. 🤪
#RussiaIsCollapsing
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@bayraktar_1love
Norway is sending Leopard 2A4s (undisclosed number, but I am guessing 36). We are also training Ukrainian forces to use and maintain them. Let's not keep sending old kit to our worthy defenders, let's step up the game. Quickly.
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@MedvedevRussiaE
@elonmusk
Thank you so much,
@MedvedevRussia
, for reminding me to start remixing this old song. I'm sure
@elonmusk
will approve. He's got great taste, except in dictators and terrorist states, of course.
Lyrics will be something like this:
«Putler has only got one ball,
Peskov has two but…
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@StillNotMattB
@IlvesToomas
No, this was years before. It was made after a Soviet sub appeared in a Norwegian fjord.
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@RussianEmbassy
@mfa_russia
@BBCWorld
@globaltimesnews
@Telegraph
@guardian
@FT
@Daily_Express
@LBCNews
@GBNEWS
@DailyMirror
MFA spaZ
#Zakharova
: The rashan army coordinates the targets for maximum amount of
#Ukrainian
civilian casualties, while the
#UN
representatives do nothing, and
#NATO
countries keep delivering equipment we cannot defend against. You are so mean! Let us do atrocities undisturbed.
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@LevantineOrtho1
Free the free world from ruzzia and orthodox extremists
Keeping our countries clean from this rubbish is rightful and wise. No more brother wars
No to the union of church & state
No to Gods, Kings & Tsars
No to helping religious extremists
Yes to helping all that truly need
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@Bricktop_NAFO
Boy turned man.
The lesser evil.
Right path forward.
Pale, but composed.
History book material.
Defender of democracy.
Peed on putin.
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Virkelighetsfjerne mennesker som Møllersen kan gjerne ta en live debatt med meg på X (please).
Alternativt kan han i stedet for, eller i tillegg til, bli med meg til Ukraina. Jeg stiller som guide.
Kan språket, kan kulturen, kjenner folka, og jeg er dugelig som guide!
🤗🤗🤗🤗
Våpen har blitt sendt for milliarder og fredssamtaler avfeid. Mennesker drepes og Ukraina taper land. Vesten må gjøre sitt for å avslutte krigen, ikke forlenge den med en urealistisk fortelling om ukrainsk militær seier. Vi må inn på fredssporet.
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@Gerashchenko_en
The most important word in Ukrainian is "таааа". It means nothing, and everything, depending on the context and intonation. It also shows the Ukrainians ability to shrug off any issue you throw at them. Sometimes that's a good thing, sometimes not. As is their stubbornness.
They…
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@PopoolaAyomiku2
Hungary. But only because of Orbàn and his party.
Got nothing against Hungarians. ❤️
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@bayraktar_1love
Norwegians are accustomed to cold climate, so we are naturally good at heating up indoor spaces. We have a special solution for those square sheds. It's called Nammo M72 Anti-Structure Munition Reduced Caliber (ASM RC). ЗСУ have lots of them. You're welcome. 😉
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I found it! I found the gratest b-day gift to the gratest a-hole dictator currently alive. Happy D-day, #Путина 😍🔥
I hope you will use your gift passionately every day, for the rest of your life, and even then! 😘😘😘
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@sally_tanner
@McFaul
Ukraine has been working to strengthen its democratic institutions and governance since gaining independence in 1991.
Ukraine is considered a democratic country. It has a democratic system of government with a President as the head of state and a Prime Minister as the head of…
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@joiedevivre789
The legitimacy of the current head of the ruᛋᛋian state ended 12 years and 15 days ago - and Budanov is already smiling. 😎
Expired 👇🏻
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@nicholadrummond
Also, please note that while the smaller HIMARS (M142) can carry one ATACMS, the belt driven M270 (which, among others 🇳🇴 has provided), can carry double:
12 × MLRS or 2 × ATACMS or 4 x PrSM.
This is the time for the M270 to shine, from out of reach, while M142s shoot and scoot.
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@MedvedevRussiaE
Ambassadors of actual states to ruzzia declined a meeting with the ruzzian sinister of foreign affairs. Allegedly, following response to ruzzian genocide. It's logical considering ruzzias audacity of so-called diplomatic missions and assignments of FSB ambassadors and agents.
In…
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@Theauntiechris3
@EtoBuziashvili
Yessssss! I'd almost forgotten about it. And the most funny part is: it's still true! 🤣👏🤣👏🤣
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@DavidSacks
@IAPonomarenko
There are more reasons to embrace
#NATO
, Davidio,
Than are dreamt of in your sophist philosophy.
Also,
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
because your master
#PutinIsADildo
. Just like you. 😘
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@mfa_russia
@RusEmbUSA
@natomission_ru
@NATO
@NATOpress
@RusBotschaft
@AmbRusFrance
@rusembitaly
@RusEmb_LT
@LV_RUSEMBAS
@rusemb_pl
Here's a handy flow chart to those who are not proficient in ruzzian propaganda: 🤗💙💛👌
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@BowesChay
@WhiteHouseRoom
Glad to hear that, for once, I can talk to someone with a somewhat relevant background. Really, it pleases me. It makes me wonder even more on where things took a bad turn for you. You should know how NATO expansion works. Do I need to remind you? Ok. You felt a strong need to…
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@MikeGinsberg6
@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
I had such a beautiful dream... It was so realistic! Every European country coordinated and sent one long range missile to hit the Kremlin and Red Square simultaneously. It ended the war, the Putler regime, and ruzzia ceased to exist as a country as we know it.
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Italians might scream at me, but I cannot argue with girls ordering pizza.
At least it's all tasty stuff... Italian flour and cheeses, Ukrainian tomatoes and spices, Greek olives, Norwegian shrimps and homemade tunafish "meatballs"... and I'm sorry about the pineapple! 😅
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#ElonMuskToUkraine
Please read Rimas post,
@elonmusk
. Go and see her. She'll show you around, perhaps it will
#Elongate
your comprehension of the situation, and the
#RussianWarCrimes
going on in
#Ukraine
.
And don't forget that
#PutinIsADildo
that spits on your shoes.
Labai ačiū!
As an American who loves her country, I maintain that the most pro-American, pro-democracy thing we can do is support Ukraine and it’s victory over russian tyranny.
Call me whatever you want, but you have no idea what it’s like until you actually get here and are on the ground.…
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@mfa_russia
@Ships_Historic
@natomission_ru
@RusEmbSwe
@SweMFA
@RusEmbUSA
Be afraid of the
#Surstr
ömming revenge, ruzzia. Be very afraid. 🤣
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@leftrefusenik
1. a) Ruzzia withdraws all troops from Ukrainian territory as stated in the Budapest memorandum.
b) Ruzzia withdraws all troops from Georgian territory.
2. Russians deal with their Z-problems.
3. Ukraine officially applies to EU and NATO membership.
- Fixed it for you, vatnik.
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@TreasChest
I'm mostly amazed at how they could measure such a microscopic brainwave pattern in the first place. Their tech must be really advanced!
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@mustavalo
@RusEmbUSA
@StateDept
@WSJ
@nytimes
@ShaolinTom
@ForeignAffairs
@CSIS
@wpinvestigates
@thehill
@POLITICOEurope
@fpleitgenCNN
Without a doubt.
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@Meerkat422
Write him back, and see what happens 🤣
import random
def vatnik_message(length):
message = ""
for i in range(length):
message += random.choice('abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890')
return message
print(vatnik_message(10))
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@tassagency_en
Yes, we understand your desperate need to count for something. While making everyone look away from the inevitable fact (to quote a Finnish proverb):
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Hamas, hezbollah and isis are terrorist organisations.
Putler's ruzzia is a terrorist organisation as well as a state.
Iran's theocrats support both militant Islam and ruzzia.
They all collaborate, fuelled by Kremlins propaganda and support.
Israelis, Ukrainians, and the…
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@mfa_russia
@RusEmbUSA
@RussianEmbassy
@russembkenya
@RusEmbEthiopia
@mission_russian
@RussiaUN
@RusEmbEst
@RusEmb_LT
@RusEmbIndia
@RussianEmbassyC
We thank you for your "opinions" Zakharanoshka. At least you might have gotten parts of it right. But I do suggest more exercise to become a literary pundit.
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@zhao_dashuai
And then there's the awesome Shandong, which of course is Chinese built- and a modification of the Liaoning (Soviet) design. Impressive. STOBAR with 12° compared to 14° on the Liaoning. I do believe 14° is not a great fit for the J-30s?
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@EmbassyofRussia
@Richard4UA
Keep the blue side up.
What is
#RussianAirFarce
doing, by the way?
...and what was that you said?
#BudapestMemorandum
in '94 and the Treaty on Friendship, Cooperation, and Partnership between Ukraine and the ruzzian Federation in '97?
#PutinIsADildo
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@TdotWil
@DenesTorteli
Then go and be real. Don't sit and comment online on real bad stuff far away from you. Just... Don't. I respect your hardships, but that does not entitle you to comment on other people's hardships.
Now, shoo.
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As a supporter of Palestinians and a free Palestine, there's something important you should know. Hamas ≠ Palestinians. Hamas cares about nothing and no one, apart from their rewards in the Islamic afterlife. While Israel and the rest of the Middle East is eeking towards peace➡️
Has Israel called for a global day of violence against Muslims all around the world? No…
But Hamas has called for violence against all Jewish people all around the world.
People saying both sides are equally bad are insane. Hamas is no different than ISIS.
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@RichardDawkins
We desperately need input from people like you right about now, Richard. Thanks for being here.
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@narrative_hole
I have no idea what you smoke, but it sounds great! Nobody are ever so far out as you! 😍
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Finally disposable
#vapes
/ e-cigarettes will face a ban. Meanwhile, we are recycling them - in
#Ukraine
! They are becoming
#NAFO
#Doggiebank
powerbanks for soldiers. The Li-ion cells are harvested, tested and added to a 27k or 60k mAh unit. And anyone can chip in for us to…
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@TheMadMiddle
I unfortunately stumbled upon this gem while drinking coffee. Now I have to clean my t-shirt! 🤣❤️👌✌️🙌🤷
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@TdotWil
@DenesTorteli
But you DO have a massive capacity to worry about superbowl, ads, turf, and malls. Good on you!
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@ArthurM40330824
My propaganda-o-meter just went to "classic"... So far this looks more like a stunt. But of course, it's early to say.
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