Float Universe
@FloatUniverse
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Altered States of Comedy YOU ARE ENLIGHTENED
Joined July 2015
Here's the weird tweet of the day. Elitist occultists use po*n against the masses because they believe that not orgasming when the moon passes your zodiac sign revitalizes your body, connects you with God and enhances your manifestation abilities. I wish this were a joke.
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Ten minutes later they bring me back!! Probably a BOT or a hater reporting me
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@joelcunnings 'He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom...'
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A confirmation you are NOT an NPC Go somewhere that’s empty at first, then packed before you leave. The “servers” sometimes lag and have to catch up after the observer has stimulated that part of the map.
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Now that it’s been declassified I’m excited to talk about how I was part of the U.S. State Department team shipping frozen penguin pineal glands from Argentina in 1973
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I want to be mysterious so bad, but I cannot just shut the fuck up
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Day 67 No Weed: READ THIS POST BEFORE YOU FLIP OUT OVER THE MEMES First off let me say I am huge proponent of marijuana (I support its legalization and your right to grow and consume it). That being said, I have to admit I have struggled (as most of you know) throughout the 14
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