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@Helios_Movement
George Ferman
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Here's the weird tweet of the day. Elitist occultists use po*n against the masses because they believe that not orgasming when the moon passes your zodiac sign revitalizes your body, connects you with God and enhances your manifestation abilities. I wish this were a joke.
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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@shaggysurvives
shaggy
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average person with adhd
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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Not a good idea to joke about cocaine on Instagram
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
20 hours
Ten minutes later they bring me back!! Probably a BOT or a hater reporting me
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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Without any warning whatsoever this just happened
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@mrdavidrowe
David Rowe
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@joelcunnings 'He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom...'
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@hwrtyed
mel
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smoking weed and saying “big things coming” yeah like schizophrenia
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@jamziller
RAW JAMZ
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A confirmation you are NOT an NPC Go somewhere that’s empty at first, then packed before you leave. The “servers” sometimes lag and have to catch up after the observer has stimulated that part of the map.
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@goth600
@goth
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Now that it’s been declassified I’m excited to talk about how I was part of the U.S. State Department team shipping frozen penguin pineal glands from Argentina in 1973
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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Make her laugh till she forgets you're ugly
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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This was all scripted months ago #SuperBowlLX #Patriots #Seahawks
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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Correctly predicted this 5 days ago. Now the Patriots will prove me right in two weeks
@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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NFL is RIGGED and SCRIPTED PATRIOTS and SEAHAWKS in the SUPERBOWL PATRIOTS win it all (Kraft is Israel’s strongest supporter)
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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Me after a long day of doing nothing
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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@baduken
baduken
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@FloatUniverse Where We Float 1 We Float All
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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I want to be mysterious so bad, but I cannot just shut the fuck up
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@FloatUniverse
Float Universe
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Day 67 No Weed: READ THIS POST BEFORE YOU FLIP OUT OVER THE MEMES First off let me say I am huge proponent of marijuana (I support its legalization and your right to grow and consume it). That being said, I have to admit I have struggled (as most of you know) throughout the 14
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