Matt
@FkYeahMatt
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I don't care if you don't find it funny. I am the target audience of my jokes
Geelong, Victoria
Joined February 2009
Lmao what a cunt @nicksplitter is. "Leave my friends restaurant alone, Palestinian babies are just collateral damage."
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Black Sabbath charging 50 bucks to buy a ticket to watch the live stream. Fuckin sell outs.
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Matt Rowell - "I'm going to give the tackle record a nudge today". Tom Atkins - "hold my beer. ".
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2 games last night, 2 games tonight, but an hour hole in the schedule today. This is an OUTRAGE!.
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Well fuck that's terrible.
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RT @AnfieldEdition: AFL player Jesse Motlop just dedicated his goal to Diogo Jota with his trademark FIFA celebration ❤️🥺. .
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Lmao the footy club handed out vouchers for 100+ free happy meals to the auskick kids and no one gave maccas the heads up.
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Another stellar day for the world's smartest billionaire. Fuckin nailing it bro.
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I got 7/10 in this week's Friday Footy Quiz. ✅✅✅❌✅✅❌❌✅✅ . Have a crack at . @fridayfootyquiz #AFL.
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Running out of players i can use my favourite stat for. Wins at GMHBA in finals:.M. Walters - 1. Bartel, Ling, Selwood, Hawkins, Ablett, Enright combined - 0. Just call me the all new @sirswampthing with a hyperfocus on one very specific cherry picked stat. .
'I’m just a boy from Midland who wanted to play the game that he loved.' . there will never, ever be another Michael Walters 🥹. #foreverfreo.
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RT @FootyRhino: Michael ‘Sonny’ Walters has told teammates and staff he’s retiring. The @freodockers champion leaves the game after 239 g….
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The way I literally gasped. I had expected it at the end of the year. Thanks Sonny. 💜.
the boy from Midland hangs up the boots 💜. after 239 games, the irreplaceable Michael Walters has announced his retirement from football. thank you for everything, Sonny. #foreverfreo
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