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@9mm_smg God forbid a guy likes to stand at the fridge late night and nibble on some gabagool 🙄
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@highlifeamigo he should eat the whole thing at once and have the best panic attack of his life 💯
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Scientists when they found their first platypus:
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@glockinmyspiel real vets know a san fran chronicle article when they see one
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@PFF Chargers being #1 here is laughable, their defense if going to be among the best in the league this year
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@jasrifootball @Outkick the nick foles disrespect is crazy
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@epicswagangel I practically be shittin’ my pants at the club IDGAF 🕺🏼
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@bdbroadrunner 100 more pass attempts 800 less rushing yards 5 less rushing TDs 5 less PPG 4 less wins
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@JRoseDet @BarstoolBigCat about a minute and a half while pooping, yes
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@BGatesIsaPyscho Could also ask the question: why is there a crowd of a hundred people garhered in a park pointing metal detectors at the sky
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@McDuffie2Heaven Charlotte, New Orleans, Nashville or Memphis could all easily field a strong fanbase for their own MLB teams
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@streetfighthard second one was full on mercy, putting a wounded animal out of its misery
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@HPJArt red flag when he leaves you for his sister
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@BRAD13857425 @stillgray she really hit that tho
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@jimmybuxbux @StevenCheah @_willcompton uhhhh hey Renegade jim..... thats not JJ
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@br_betting @FDSportsbook guy was definitely plastered when he made this one lol look at the time
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@jasrifootball @TheWolfeKnows bro just wanted to catch one more touchdown in pads then settle down and start a family
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@TerribleMaps I’ve always said New Orleans is a dump
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@erinngleasonn3 @alyssa_schoener anyone paying $5 for that is exactly who she doesn’t want to know where she lives
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@kadengreenbay @ceedeex2 @MySportsUpdate @EAMaddenNFL fuck it Rockstar should just buy Madden, fix the gameplay and add it to GTA as DLC for face of the franchise
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@PFF_Fantasy no order top five Tyreek Ceedee AJB Jamarr JJeff
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@SadeekNextWave Why would you want to do all that when you already have DJM + KA and likely have Odunze there for you at 9?
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@SWTweets Should of stayed this way...
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@barstoolsports he should try out as a walk on for the basketball team
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@NFL @dreeday32 @Patriots RHAMONDRE RAM STEVENSON
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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@MasonDoddFFN Cole Kmet: 8.2M guaranteed AAV Saquon* Barkley: 11M guaranteed AAV
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@bigchipjpg @FeechLaurant Weird thing to do if true lol
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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Imagine being the guy in a league who drafted David Johnson, OBJ, AB, Kerryon Johnson, TY Hilton, Baker Mayfield, Sony Michel, OJ Howard, Sammy Watkins, & Tevin Coleman with his top 10 picks this year. What an idiot. I’m an idiot.
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@JLrams7 @my_chappie @DumasMike @PFF woke up feeling ignorant today I see
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@fashion_nfl I think the Jets uniform update was a massive downgrade
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@SavageBoston can’t forget this guy
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@LightsCameraPod Superbad, Step Bros, 40 year old virgin
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Mama we made it!
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@LamarHeisman @KorverSZN idk man I think Baker is way more hated than Lamar
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@CoreyB08 it all really started with Kobe
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@Handsome_Jake_ Larry Fitz, Joe Thomas, Megatron, Andre Johnson, Jason Witten. Some good future candidates: AJ Green & Mike Evans
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@fashion_nfl their entire wardrobe sucks. They need to go back to the 2000s look desperately. Bucs and Browns went back and nailed it, Jets should follow suit.
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@IamJerm24 @Volture1O1 you just got murdered
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@LJ2Bateman @bdbroadrunner Lamar isn’t playing football this weekend because he’s the #1 seed in the AFC, Derek isn’t playing football this weekend because he’s golfing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@State_0f_Grace @fromthemtoyou @ericawerner I think she meant the picture on the right side... not the political right side
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@ichbinmandryka @benshapiro This is literally Ben Shapiro’s job.
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@charfacez Per calculations that is about a $310 grocery haul
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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@JoeyMulinaro All these people in the replies calling it “blue gatorade” lol nah that’s actually called cool blue and it couldn’t hold glacier freeze’s jock
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Me watching all my friends get their stimulus checks while my parents claimed me as dependent
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@jasrifootball @DNewtonespn Huge hit to the “Saban pays for his players” crowd
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@chelsea_hensonn @s1mranja1n @BryceHall prob cus they’re fucking squids
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@VGandChill @JJWatt ““I’m concerned with what you’re wearing” says the alcoholic with 10 bottles of vodka in front of him.” says the dork who’s never been inside a bar.
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@AB84 This is his only tweet I’ve understood on my own in the past 6 months @MessengerMan2
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@VicMartin_86 @jeffphowe Bet your buddies chirp you in the group chat you’re not in
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@CFBHome how can you even imagine saying that when these existed?
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@stann_ray @LiberatoreJake @Michael2nicee @JoeyBarbi3ri @AB84 Hahahaha imagine losing for so long that you get to a point where you’d prefer a 5000 yard passer over a ring
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@FeedKingHenry 0-1 vs Maserati Mac, sadly
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@FitzyGFY the set list was excellent but it was a low energy and effort performance and so lip synced
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@FB_Helmet_Guy Potentially controversial opinion:
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@PFF_College @Nklink_6 Alabama’s 2018 QB room😟😲😦
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@CurryFangirl30 @PFF Patrick Mahomes > Joe Burrow
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@isaiahthomas social media rules over real life these days IT, its sad to see that people don’t show who they really are in person, only through their screens
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@_adjola I bottle everything up and then go home and unleash my pent up frustration and rage out on my wife
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@FB_Helmet_Guy I can’t be alone here- decal on gap drives me mad
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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guys look I'm a meme
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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When I was 10 I had my first sexual experience, it was Shakira's hips don't lie music video
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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Like trying to tackle a wild bison in the open field
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Derrick Henry was illegal in college
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@creepydotorg Number 8 still keeps me up at night after all these years
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@Acidi_ @TheBg_12 you can have him for AJ Brown
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@BBBryan000 my personal favorite
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@brgridiron if nearly half these guys get in, it shows how far the bar for HoF has dropped
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@SharpFootball Get on these if you see them at the store
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Still find it incomprehensible that my suspension in high school for rapping on an offensive mixtape was more severe than the kid who got us evacuated twice in a day for bomb threats on yik yak
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popping champagne if barstool axed call her daddy
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@PFF @TomPelissero people don’t forget .
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Mac Miller was one of my first concert experiences ever, and I completely modeled my 8th grade swag after him. RIP to an absolute icon.
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@barstoolsports Idk if I’ve ever heard a good take from Whoopi Goldberg
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@DailyRapFacts the way I read thisntweet was "New music from Chance the rapper, mumble mumble xans lean mumble mumble, ..."
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“My cousin’s boyfriend works with a guy who’s best friend’s brother-in-law is very close with somebody who is married to somebody who went to grad school with someone high up in the CDC and they said that there’s a huge announcement coming soon”
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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When you're about to go ball but all your nike socks are dirty
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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Lost in the Puka Nacua hype is the fact that WR1 Nico Collins has finally arrived and he is glorious
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@PFF Tua Hurts Love Burrow Herbert easy
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PSA in case you missed it: Miley Cyrus is flames again
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@B1ackSchefter old video, not pats fans. nobody is doing that. stop. don’t even start the narrative.
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@mattmurley19 @BSSportsbook $EBR Bottles poppin’ in Berlin!!!
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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To the dad on UA campus tours whom I just locked eye contact with: it was incidental. I was checking out your daughter, not you.
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@Jafar3006 @makanamakena @esatoshiclub @historyinmemes That peninsula wasn’t “divided by western capitalists” The south of Korea was a non-communist republic, while the north was occupied by the communist NK People’s Army, who aimed to conquer the south with support of The Soviet Union and China. Your political agenda is showing
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@Boston_Sports19 If I wasn’t born before but am sticking with the Pats over Brady with the Bucs can I still like?
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@FiftyShadesofJ
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revolutionary idea: a food truck that sells ice cream
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@macycan twins!
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