Ferris
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You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.
Joined August 2023
For the record, my roasts of all of you were witty and clever, as always. Here’s @goldenpants013 and @Sports__Proj. Your pod is great, guys.
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Don’t think I’m releasing the blog for a while. Gambling Twitter, in current form, has lost the plot. We’re here for cheap laughs and to waste time while taking a shit. Being doxxed, or people DM’ing you about your employer, aren’t the best rewards for a hilarious blog taking
I wasn’t gonna blog this year as our family is feeling grateful, but I have too many grievances to air. Also, if you have some things to get off your chest, I would love a “Guest Grievances” section.
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I wish I would have appreciated the purity more when I had the chance.
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This post is 10x better than “article of the year,” sans all the religious stuff (not touching that). The original article used so many generalizations and hand waved so many fixable problems it wouldn’t pass as a 10th grader’s rough draft.
Everyone's sharing that "Long Degeneracy" article and nominating it for article of the year with 20m views. I just got around to reading it…overall, I get it. It's well written, emotionally resonant, and captures something real about generational anxiety. I like the author, I
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My son is losing teeth like the tooth fairy is still good at sports betting.
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Circa Survivor News: 10 minutes ago @CircaSports took a $1,181,000 wager on the Cowboys as a hedge to their Circa Survivor entree. We are looking for Commander buyback. Currently at +370 #MerryChristmas
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I wasn’t gonna blog this year as our family is feeling grateful, but I have too many grievances to air. Also, if you have some things to get off your chest, I would love a “Guest Grievances” section.
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Tonight’s the night. Hundreds of thousands of generational wealth, sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up. You can be retired this time tomorrow.
Here is the only rule for Friday’s big boxing match: if this is a rort/lock/guarantee of a lifetime, you must be actively building your life changing monetary position as we speak. To the point where we may never hear from you again. If you aren’t currently building that
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It’s disgusting that student athletes face harassment and abuse from bettors. Wouldn’t it be great if there was some sort of organization whose purpose was to protect these student athletes and pursue action against people who harass and abuse them?
The @NCAA vehemently opposes college sports prediction markets. It is already bad enough that student-athletes face harassment and abuse for lost bets on game performance, and now Kalshi wants to offer bets on their transfer decisions and status — this is absolutely unacceptable
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Here is the only rule for Friday’s big boxing match: if this is a rort/lock/guarantee of a lifetime, you must be actively building your life changing monetary position as we speak. To the point where we may never hear from you again. If you aren’t currently building that
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Portnoy always knew we should turn to Michigan for “elite leadership, culture and behavior.”
Lots of people have beat me to this suggestion but I’d love to hear from Zach Smith about how he and Urban covered up domestic abuse to win football games and how that relates to “elite leadership, culture and behavior”
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Gotta wonder if his adopted college football program’s coach goes rogue banging assistants and committing felonies if he’s under constant surveillance.
The man behind the digital ID push is Larry Ellison, owner of Oracle, CBS, CNN, and, soon, TikTok. He wants data centralization and total surveillance. "Citizens will be on their best behavior because we're constantly watching & recording everything that's going on." Terrifying.
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Sometimes, Raheem Palmer pops up on my FY tab and I remember how he believes a player’s zodiac sign impacts their performance and uses it as part of his betting process. Then I remember he has a pretty major platform paying him for betting content and I wonder what we did to
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We know sweepstakes and PM’s are just sportsbooks. Next step is figuring out whether they’re more like legal sportsbooks or offshore sportsbooks. The latter is more likely.
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Every QB in the history of the sport has had a chance to do what he’s done. They did not.
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I have 0 Heisman tickets. Honestly don’t give a shit about the award. Sayin has the highest completion percentage in CFB history. We cannot just say things.
@ShipTheJustice @mr_peanutbettor He’s not ass. He’s good. But Heisman?Many QBs can do what he’s done this year
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