Fergus Craig
@FergusCraig
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Actor writer comedy person. Rep: Curtis Brown. Preorder my new book now... https://t.co/Hep21ehEdu
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Joined March 2009
My next book cover changed again, by the way. Basically, the Australian and New Zealand publishers said that they liked the UK cover but they also liked the colours on the American cover and then we decided that we agreed, so now this is also the UK cover.
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Guys, I just got a DM! Hope it's not a bot sending me some crypto bollocks or something. Let me just check.
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I feel like, in my childhood, men and boys used to spit in the street more than they do now.
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I know only about five of my followers care about this, but I just want to acknowledge how insanely good my beloved Blue Jays were this weekend.
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Ange has been standing, shaking his head for the entire game.
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If you're in the US, there's another great chance to get an early copy of my next book. Link below. If you're not in the US, why not take this as an indication that this a highly anticipated murder mystery and you'd be a fool not to preorder now. Link also below...
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This'll be fun, I reckon.
The new book is here. Available for pre-order now if it's something you fancy. All things 'Escape to Victory'. New interviews with players and cast, memories, revelations and fun. 'Escape: A Love Letter to a Cult Football Classic'. Out October 20th.
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The Riyadh Comedy Festival is so commercial now. Accommodation, flyering and PR costs are insane. And yet, if you want to be seen by producers, you have to go. And now, people like me, whoāve been doing it for years canāt sell tickets because big acts are turning up.
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Oh my God! I can't believe this person confessed this!
I'm a size 10 shoe. But if the same type of shoe has discount for size 10.5 or 11 I'll buy them cheaper instead. It's only a fraction different and I can wear thicker socks.
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I went to watch Oasis last night and now I've written about it...
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Bryson Dechambeau should do a challenge where every day he tries to go a full 24 hours without making a tit of himself.
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Got an email from Mastodon last night to tell me that their service would be off intermittently for essential maintenance, which was a helpful reminder that Mastodon exists.
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Just off to the pub for a pint and some sausage and mash in Sharia London.
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Itās the seventeenth of September and you know what that means! Time for the carabao summer sale! Me and all my buddies are stocking up on their tasty range of drinks. Up to 43%!
Summer Sale! āļø Get up to 43% off across Carabaoās tasty range of drinks. Includes Free Shipping. š https://t.co/pZL3HABE98
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EXCUSE ME.
Men arenāt hot like Robert Redford anymore
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I asked my son what he thought āappreciate the little thingsā meant and he said ādonāt be mean to people who are smaller than youā.
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