I'm selling tickets to Window Kid on Twickets (face value or less) https://t.co/6uPuuF71xH #Twickets

BREAKING, GIVEAWAY! 🚨 To celebrate the launch of #FC26 we're giving away: ✈️ 1x £5,000 dream holiday 🎟️ 2x tickets to a Premier League game of your choice 🎮 1x PS5 and copy of FC26 3 prizes, 3 winners! To enter: 🔄 Like & RT this post ✅ Follow @96official

I have an Xmas giveaway for u! 💫🎄 To say thank u for all your love & support this year I am giving away a signed vinyl and tee. To win: •Tag a friend •RT this post. •For an extra entry tell me your favourite song off of the album. 💫🎄 Comp ends Dec 18th. UK based only.

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We’re just innocent men

Clubcard prices on the maggies now 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve seen it all

Inject in my veins 💉💉😂😂

You’d have thought Rashford’s goal against City was the first of its kind! 🤔

EVRASIS New Remix : Don't look back in anger 👋 🎶 You ain't ever gonna shut my mouth Soo city can wait They know its too late are we're back on fire 🔥 They're soul slide away But don't look back in anger I heard you say 🎶 #ManchesterDerby

@KSI #prime #wakeywines 😂😂

That Peter Kay Thing - Keith Lard

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: "The chefs at the club are great people. I have a lot of respect for them, but when Luke Shaw walked into the dining room using the charity shield as a plate I knew there were some problems at the club. Big problems." [@PiersUncensored]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

an unbreakable piñata is a broken piñata

Yer das a lightweight n loves Star Wars, calls himself Only Wan Peroni

thought platty jubes was bad enough, but have just seen next Monday referred to as “statey funes” and now I want to die

When the MDMA kicks in.

People off their box at 3.18am pay tributes to the queen at Buckingham Palace with a Lego Princess Leia