Fat Eric
@FatEric2025
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Part fox, part corgi, part beanbag and 25% fat lazy idiot security guard for @PickliciousF 🦊
Hampstead
Joined May 2025
I'm still sorting through @PickliciousF's post, but now I have a special uniform and everything!
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The first post has arrived for @PickliciousF's anniversary. I don't know how I'm going to sort them all, especially if I have to alphabetize them like I usually do. 💌💌💌💌💌💌💌
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Pickle and I have gone to look for pumpkins today. Do they normally grow in the woods?
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I’m wearing my good coat to serve tea today. Autumn is upon us and the pumpkins will soon be harvested.
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I'm having an abstract kind of day (existing in thought but not having a physical or concrete existence).
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This has been the Best Week Ever!!! First @JaneFallon dedicated her musical to me, which I don't think has ever happened to a forgi before, and then I got an amazing new t-shirt, and then Mr Prawny came back to me. I can't wait to go upstairs and tell Master @TowelyTowel!!!
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I just had the nicest dream. Or did it really happen, @JaneFallon? It was about you and me, and I was life-size!
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It's a lovely day in Hampstead so I've gone for a picnic with @TowelyTowel and @LioneltheLemon. They always have lots to tell me!
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My boss has been getting noticed more often now that she takes me to the park with her and holds my paw.
I sat on the floor of the theatre for my art! (I loved the photographer, she was great) - my interview in Di Weekend. Your guess is as good as mine.
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My surprising hair growth has been inexplicable so far, so I've been sent upstairs to the science lab for some tests. Mr Prawny is going to act as a control subject. I hope this doesn't cause even more hair growth. Wish me luck!
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That was fun, boss!
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I'm polishing the mirrors today. I hope I have enough buckets and cloths. Does anyone know any step ladders who might be free this afternoon?
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Is it Christmas today? I fell asleep and when I woke up I was wearing new clothes! Thank you mummy (and I love my Prawny).
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I'm going to be a judge on a new TV cooking competition show called "I'll Have Another Slice of That!" As soon as I heard, I went down to the kitchens and got my head shot done.
TV Idea: A vegan cooking competition show called “I’ll Have Another Slice of That!” Hosted by @JaneFallon & Fiona Oakes, who judge amateur chefs creating 4 course meals from scratch. The winner is announced by Jane shouting “I’ll have another slice of that!” & point at the winner
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I'm having a Sunday afternoon treat! We're watching a classic movie and I'm learning all about Luke and Leia. @TowelyTowel, are you my real father? May the forgi be with you. From now on, I think I'd like to be known as Daft Sillious.
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I'm the luckiest forgi in the world!! I think my new t-shirt will go nicely with these freshly baked Danish pastries. 🇩🇰
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I've finally inflated the bouncy castle in the garden! Anyone like to come and join me? Dress casual.
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I'm a busy forgi today. The upstairs ballroom needs cleaning. One of these towels could be @TowelyTowel, I'm not sure. We have a lot of buckets and cleaning products in the mansion.
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My boss hasn't noticed I've missed 2 days of work. Shall I try for a third, or will @JaneFallon start asking questions like "Where's that forgi?"
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