Fat Eric
@FatEric2025
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Part fox, part corgi, part beanbag and 25% fat lazy idiot security guard for @PickliciousF 🦊
Hampstead
Joined May 2025
Can I audition too? Here are some of my recent roles. As you can see, I have a very wide range.
I’m practicing new faces for my brilliant acting career. I bet Nicole Kidman can’t do this one.
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Back home from the second greatest day of my life!!! 🎶 I wore my hat and got to meet Liam and Noel’s security and heard lots of cool stories. (My first greatest day was the day Miss @JaneFallon found me and adopted me 🧡).
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Today is gonna be the day, na na na na na na na na, I think I have VIP tickets cos my boss used to be a rock star ⭐🎶 na na na na na na na na 🎸🎵 I’ve learnt all the words and everything!.
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I think this means I’m not crap?.
@deathtospinach The good thing about doing Xmas ornaments is that they’re in a box 11 months of the year, so the house isn’t full of crap.
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I’m absolutely thrilled with my new glasses. I think they’re by Gucci Gucci Goo and must’ve cost a fortune! Thank you Miss @JaneFallon 🙏.
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A short announcement. Could the owner of the inflatable bowling alley please remove it from the driveway by 9am tomorrow morning as Miss @JaneFallon has not authorised any jellybowling while she is away. Thank you.
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I'm so happy in my new home and I've been learning so much! For example, @TowelyTowel just told me grass isn't really green and sky isn't really blue. I can't wait to learn more about quantum physics. I loves him. 🧡💛.
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Mr Ricky's legal team are going on their summer holidays tomorrow so I'll be checking his jokes for the next few weeks. I do hope I don't have to cancel him, as apparently some people have already bought tickets to #Mortality @rickygervais
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Best day ever! However I may need some assistance with this phone. It isn't the latest model, face recognition doesn't seem to work, and I don't have fingers.
I put this on his head while he was asleep last night. He’s calling all the papers telling them there’s been a miracle.
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I've been getting a lot of phone calls while @JaneFallon is away. I wasn't 100% sure, but I hope it's OK that I've let Alcatraz and Sinner in to use our tennis court. #Wimbledon
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Help! The main alarm has started blaring and no one's told me where the off-switch is. There are strange people in the house and I can't find @PickliciousF or @TowelyTowel!!!
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I expect no one's reading this, but I've been tricked. @PickliciousF said I was doing a high-profile interview with a top magazine but it turned out she set me up on a silly dating site and said I was stupid. I don't even think OKStupid is real. I thought she loved me [sob].
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I'm so happy! Look how handsome my dad was and how pretty my mum was in the olden days. They taught me to speak a bit of fox and corgi.
My mummy and I have done some research into @FatEric2025's family history. @JaneFallon was right: he has fox and corgi ancestry on his mother's side, and his great grandfather was indeed the 90s superstar, #FlatEric! 🦊🐶🎶
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In sunlit corners where shadows dance,.A feline heart beats in a blissful trance. With soft, warm fur like a woven dream,.I promise to guard you, forever it seems. As time unfurls its endless song,.With you by my side, I know I belong. 🧡.
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I love being scruffled too! Here's my happy face 🦊
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My tennis practice is going well with @rickygervais. Luckily I don't get tennis elbow because I don't seem to have any elbows.
I’ve played so much tennis this month I’ve worn my hand out. I tried wearing plasters but I think they made it worse. This is my struggle.
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It's a good job the pesky perp @MrTtheTaco didn't recognise me in my plain clothes disguise! I'll return the tie to Milord @rickygervais later on.
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What does this mean? Am I not real? Is this not real life? 🥺.
@PickliciousF @FatEric2025 THIS is exactly what I mean when I say I can't explain what's going on in my Twitter circle to any of my real life friends 😂.
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A humble cloth, a fluffy friend,.A towel soft, a whispered end.To lonely days, a gentle hand,.A comrade true, throughout the land. With every fold, a story spun,.Of journeys taken, battles won,.Of whispered dreams, & silent sighs,.A @TowelyTowel's embrace, beneath the skies. 💛
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