Pickle
@PickliciousF
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Apparently now 10lbs 6oz of pure love. Education: Miss Petunia’s Academy for Young Ladies (1day). Taco Truck owner (bankrupt)
Joined October 2020
He’s had a perm. I am going to swipe that off his head any second.
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Whatcha doing? Play with me. I’m hungry. I’m bored. What do you mean you’re trying to sleep because I got you up at 4.30??? I was being helpful!!! Where’s my treats???
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I put this on his head while he was asleep last night. He’s calling all the papers telling them there’s been a miracle.
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It’s so obviously a wig. Can no one else see it??? OK, I’m going to eat this one too and then let’s see what happens.
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I’m watching the Wimblingdon final from under a stool because it’s too exciting! It also means I can watch my mummy who’s lying on the floor too. Come on Mr Alcatraz!!!
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RT @PickliciousF: On this very very hot day please think about all the doggies who live on the streets! @dotslondon .
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My mummy is watching Mr JockeyBits in the Amsterdams, so I have made the Idiots let me watch it here & I’m sending her tellypathic love bombs through the screen #Wimblingdon
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You so do too! Why are you wearing a hat when it’s 90 degrees out??? We all know you’re bald since I ate your toupee!!!
@PickliciousF I wouldn't lie! It's in my contract that I must check every press release with @JaneFallon before making any statements to the media.
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If @FatEric2025 tells you I snuggled up in bed with Mr and Mrs Idiot last night (for 10 minutes until I came to my senses) he’s lying!!
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I’ve got a new job as a pundit on Match of the Days, because everyone knows I love the footballs. I’ll be using my stage name, Wayne Kangarooney.
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Oh my cod! He’s had a new photo taken for his OKStupid profile!
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Ex squeeze me guv, could you treat a hungry kitty to a bit of supper? I don’t need much, just a couple of kippers, with a daddy long legs garnish, a bargain bucket of flies, a vegan cheese soufflé & a bowl of mice cream. Don’t tell my mummy. She’s very very busy.
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It was! They’re home! I’ve flipped! Mr and Mrs Idiot have left the building!!! My mummy and daddy are home!!!
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What are you doing here Mr & Mrs Idiot??? Why have you brought a suitcase???
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