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@FakeRyanGosling
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R&D at a16z. Prev. Spinnaker team at Netflix, LLVM at Apple. Just a regular guy with exceptional hair.
Los Gatos, CA
Joined February 2013
This is a meta-thread that compiles my best threads 🧵(🧵)
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Jira coming in hot with the 6.5y response time
@FakeRyanGosling We've never had more mixed feelings about an upwards trend! 🤣
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BS existential risk: AI taking over and destroys us Actual existential risk: AI finds us delicious
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A happy story in four words: ✨no tumoral DNA detected ✨
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Working with Justin was one of the highlights of my time at Netflix. Super smart, kind and gets stuff done 👌
Have you ever wanted to work with me? Well, now’s your chance. I spent the last couple of months on a self-sabbatical, where I was able to spend time with my family, remodel my home, and take up some hobbies. I’m super happy I did it, super recharged and ready to get back to work
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Share this with a UX designer to injure them psychically
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That moment when you realize that listing NFTs from a smart contract lets you transparently do verifiable sales for 3rd parties 💡 https://t.co/bCWRWu2hbP
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Just realized something about the coat of arms of my hometown ✊
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not being a domain expert and you’re not sure who is consuming the data and how it works or even how it’s supposed to work so you end up writing superficial tests that encode the current behavior rather than the correct behavior? That’s crazy, me too!
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Have you ever updated some xml parsing library on a legacy service with no docs and few tests written by people who left the company years ago, making you the “maintainer”? And when the business wants to change logic in that service that becomes your responsibility despite…
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it must be nice to live in a world where the five whys make sense ✨ https://t.co/W5VjZnsVNL
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“LGTM 👍” reviews on big pull requests considered harmful
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people will literally say things like "let's sync async" smh
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Junior dev: "I fucked up bad, I'm so fired" Senior dev: " I have 3 production outages named after me lol"
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Is it even a security question if there's only one valid answer?
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