Due to popular demand, I have put together my first (of many) compilation of programmer jokes, puns, and other funnies. Enjoy!.

Have any of you had experiences like this with you health/prescription insurance?.

@CVSHealth Caremark is another shining example of disgusting incompetence in the health care industry.

But, no, I guess since I am not actively getting chemo @CVSHealth Caremark thinks they're smarter than my doctor. All to save, what, a few dollars?.

I've had severe migraines with nausea for 17yrs. Ondansetron, a generic anti-vomiting drug, is the only thing keeping me from visiting the ER with severe dehydration when I have an attack. Hence, why it has been prescribed to me for so long.

Fuck you @CVSHealth Caremark for denying me a medication I've been on for 7 YEARS.

If you meet your significant other at a .NET conference, does that mean your love language is C#?.

you're either young and hip or you're googling how to center a div. you can't be both.

Unix commands shouldve been called C-shanties.

you're such a wimp that the only thing you can throw is an exception.

git push me-off-a-cliff.

What constitutes an obscene amount of garlic?. Asking for a friend.

Please raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by software update popups.

I don't always have time to write documentation, but when I do, I still don't.

Feat. My garden (1mo ago)

This. is a little too accurate

beauty is in the eye of the repo owner.

you can get a really cool black wallpaper on your Linux machine just by typing 'sudo rm -rf /'.

babe, would you still love me even if I used microsoft word as my IDE?.

he's a 10 but he uses print("here") as his debugger.

coworker: you wrote this code so you must know how it works, right?. me: uhhhhhhhh.