Was just upstairs laying w my 3-year-old, giver her my world famous nightly back scratch to help her fall asleep I noticed she was staring up at the ceiling I wondered if she’d articulate an answer if I questioned what she was thinking about, given that she’s 3 So I asked

6 look at all them dumb ass niggas know they be havin a ball lmao

Your kids aren't "difficult" They're just reflecting the chaos YOU'RE bringing into the room I used to think my 4-year-old had anger issues Turns out I had patience issues Here's what changed everything: When he'd meltdown, I'd stop trying to "fix" him and start fixing

If your first thought after leaving a classified briefing is to record a video about it to post on twitter, you should not be invited to any more classified briefings

@AFpost Robot science guy was a freak!

A midnight shootaround in NCAA March Madness 08 (PS3).

They’d NEVER get Americans to enlist for WW3… Unless they: - Made owning a house impossible. - Made everyone lose their jobs to AI. - Made groceries unaffordable. And then made the military the only real way to provide for a family. Oh wait…

👀 We joke about #Cincinnati getting two seasons in one day but that's exactly what we saw on Thursday! From winter ❄️ in the morning to spring-like ☀️ in the afternoon as the snow quickly disappeared! Time lapse is from our Nippert Stadium camera. @Local12

Separated at birth?? 🤔🤔🤔

Look like the little rascals tryna get a loan from the bank 😂

Oh so you support the half-asian skater who was born in America, but you don’t support 30k Haitian cannibals airdropped into suburban Ohio? Bit hypocritical, no?

Aaron Craft That guy rocked.

These are the stories that we need to push Nikola Topic playing his first minutes since beating Cancer Should be the number 1 story

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Nothing is given, everything is earned. Find your why.

🚨 BREAKING: Chuck Schumer just announced he will FORCE an “extended government shutdown” if the SAVE Act—requiring proof of citizenship to vote—comes to the Senate Dems KNOW they will NEVER win an election again if only citizens vote. NUKE THE FILIBUSTER AND PASS THE SAVE ACT!

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

The results of staying up until midnight going to work at 3am and getting home and taking care of the kids. It just be like that some days!!

CBS Host: "This is a country founded by immigrants." JD Vance: "Just because we were founded by immigrants doesn't mean that 240 years later we have to have the dumbest immigration policy in the world." https://t.co/7qnPACMFKA

Dayton has lost three straight games to La Salle, St Joe’s and Rhode Island. Nightmare stretch for them. No chance of making the tourney unless they win the A-10 tourney. Easily one of the more disappointing teams in the country. Too talented for clunkers like that