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Former Investment Banker. Columbia U. Mom of 7. Conservative/ Reactionary . X-Democrat. Snarky, Satirical, Salty 🚫porn -Not PC! 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇱 #FJB
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This is Trump’s Lawyer
Eat your heart out Biden.
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My husband took this picture of my son getting an award from his teacher….
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Canada will be banning plastic straws.
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FUN FACT:
A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree. A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.
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I usually don’t post Porn but I decided to post my very first Dick Pic!!!!
Did I do it right???
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Trump accuser Jean Carroll admits on CNN this morning she *helped* New York Dems pass the new law in 2022 that extended statute of limitations for sexual assault civil lawsuits beyond 20 years, which allowed her to sue Trump in a 1 year window
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I see Lily from AT&T is really sucking up to get new customers……
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Say what you want about Melania, but remember Nobody has called her a dude. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Found this pic on a AntiTrump website. You’ll notice Epstein has no legs and Donald has 3 hands.
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