Expert Daddy Pig
@Expert_DaddyPig
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Software Engineer, Husband, and Father. A bit of an expert at this and that. I like light bulbs a lot. Will block you if you’re a lotta bit racist.
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Joined March 2022
Thought I’d share with anyone who cares to listen. Normally I just say dumb stuff but this is important and if you have seasonal depression you should take note. Don’t let it destroy your life. If you work from home, and even if you don’t, it’s a simple fix, coworkers might make
as we enter the winter months, remember that seasonal depression is a choice, and you can choose not to have it by going to tractor supply, where they sell heat bulbs intended for chickens that have basically the same spectrum light as a red light therapy bulb for 10 bucks
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The best quality of life increase you can get for a few hundred bucks this Christmas is a heated electric bidet. Personally, wouldn’t splurge extra for the dryer. Thing has changed my life! My butt is so much happier than it used to be.
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Even my wife was saying she was distracted by our waitress wearing skin tight leggings in the middle of winter, we thought “what a gimmick to get her more tips” and sure enough a boomer with his wife was flirting like CRAZY with the waitress. Respect the game lol
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You’re admitting to a skill issue, a sufficiently intelligent person can always figure out these issues. IT support people just aren’t as smart as developers and they guffaw about stuff like this. The people who can fix it get promoted and we roll our eyes at IT midwit peasants
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The reason I went from IT to software engineering was because I wasn’t satisfied with praising the machine god. I once spent a month tracking down an issue where files would stop downloading at 30% but only intermittently. It was a Heuristic hash scanner. But I figured it out.
One thing I like about the admech is that nearly everyone in IT who hears about them is like "yeah, that's a logical extension of modern IT"
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X is like “here’s an extremely high res realistic AI slop picture ad of a spider” I feel violated google Gemini making me look at spider pictures in my feed
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It’s weird sometimes I meet a self avowed computer programmer online and I can’t tell if they’re just way smarter than me or a schizo retard, and the advent of AI has just made this way more difficult.
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She went to a mom’s group and the other dads would frantically text their wives near bedtime asking what to do. I was confused as I was at home putting my daughter to bed and singing to her, I hadn’t texted her all night. I trusted her to come home when she was ready. 2/
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I reminded wife about this and she mentioned an ex who would text her frantically if she didn’t respond right away. But he’d purposely delay responding to her. It’s a fine balance of respecting your spouse and not being an anxious guy 1/
I love this so much—FRAME TEST PASSED!
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@GiffLasta My wife grilled guys on first dates about their political opinions. When we went on our first date she tried this, asking what I think about, say, weed legalization, and I’d say “they should probably all get the death penalty” and she laughed and laughed. Married 13 years now.
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For secret santa ideas I put down I like old pocket watches and collecting coins. I don’t actually own any coins or any pocket watches wtf am I gonna do at the gift opening party someone sent me a pocket watch display case and a coin collecting book 🤣
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My kids just asked if they can talk to ChatGPT Santa again this year @sama please bring it back!
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@dissproportion Delete this immediately. MY DAUGHTER MUST NEVER KNOW
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This is quite possibly the most European comment I’ve read all week.
@webdevMason Found the picture of that specific exhibition. It might indeed be a very sad and specific set of circumstances, but one really cannot help but wonder. While the details should be conceiled for privacy, authorities really ought to require documentation.
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You think they like, just stared at him while he was asleep? Or maybe the journalist snuggled up with him
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You guys the new Diggy Hole song just dropped and my kids are furious and are like “why is this song so gay???” it’s just terrible wtf 🤬
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Oh my God Grok I don’t want you to explain things to me shut the fuck up and leave me aloooone
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Is it just me or is the average engineer smart but really unimaginative?
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My kids: “dad you’re not the coolest!” Me: “I thought you thought I was cool!” Kids:” yeah you’re cool but you’re not like, the King of ENGLAND”
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lol my wife said because I was going to fancy restaurants by myself I was making them sweat they for sure thought I was a food critic you guys. This is how you get amazing service 🤣
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