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A razor toothed gree-worm. Attempted wonk. Successful smuggler. Not a reply guy, a replier extraordinaire.

A beach in Rosarito
Joined July 2017
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Those who won't vote for Trump out of principle, if Democrats win the hat trick in November, tell me about your principles then because you'll lose every one. Trump pissed me off too. I don't care. Stopping Biden is my red line.
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Joel: -leaves a family to die -tortures and kills a man for theft -is implied to have killed many innocent people -possibly destroys humanity "Dad of the year!" Abby: -kills him in revenge, which she realizes the folly of when it brings her no peace "sHe'S A pSyCoPAth!"
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The reason people hated her so much was because Druckman did everything to convince people his waifu wasn't a sadistic psychopath. If they just admitted that and just made her a straight up villain people would be far less upset.
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@neontaster @nypost Never noticed Gwen Stefani in the background before.
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Looking forward to tankies explaining why Bosnia joining NATO is a threat to Russia's borders.
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⚡️⚡️Russia warns Bosnia and says it will also face the same fate as Ukraine if it decides to be part of NATO
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NeverTrumpers: Burn it all down. A Rich Lowry type: I understand why you hate Trump, but the GOP is bigger than him. The GOP is still the best instrument for conservative policy. GOP: Actually we're just about Trump now.
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Beyond parody
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@oliver_drk Really living down to the (usually wrong) stereotype of a fanboy publication.
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This aged so well, I'm thinking of selling it by the bottle at a micro-winery.
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@ArmandDoma @best_shittalker And this was even Trump was president! Lol
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@SarahLongwell25 Long Island iced tea
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@existentialfish A truly excellent own-goal of a chyron.
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@Krensharpaw She doesn't regret killing him per se, but it didn't resolve her anger or suffering. She almost kills Dina but *doesn't* because she has undergone growth, and listens to her better angel in Lev. But it's true. Abby doesn't look at the camera and say "I learned something today!"
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Biden should never pander to the student loan debt people, the climate activists, or the Hamas stans. There is absolutely nothing to be gained from those constituencies. They will always find something objectionable. And they will never admit when he does something right.
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Ares
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The only thing Biden has gained from passing laws, funding programs, and forgiving debts is the approval rating he has right now. He has been doing all of this since he came into office. He has forgiven over $140 billion in student loan debts, let alone "a debt."
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@thediegocrespo No, I'm sorry, we need 58 million light sources and reflective floors.
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@GravitysRa1nbow Dark Francis
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I have resprained my neck laughing.
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@DanaSchwartzzz I run Youtube on the TV so I can use the fullscreen for Twitter.
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Taxes are too low.
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Is this the best gender reveal ever?🔥🔥🔥
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@gammashitlord I'll do it for you. It's part of the charming ambiguity of Part I that the moral implications are left to the player to parse. But as to Ellie's importance, the chance her immunity represents. That's just TEXT. It's not subtext, it's brightly signposted.
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@PaulTassi @oliver_drk No one should be that surprised tho. Fallout 4 was nothing like the critical success of F3 or Skyrim, F76 was...what it was. Starfield is the bill finally coming due for Bethesda. They aren't cutting edge on anything anymore.
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@JonahDispatch I haven't seen an article with the smoking gun of who exactly ordered the Code Red, but my guess is it's a response to the spike in COVID cases that's almost exclusively affecting the unvaccinated, coupled with the partisan lean of the unvaccinated, which has got Reps scared.
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@KFILE @NoahCRothman Expect to read a lot of "I was the lone voice of reason."
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@MrGervaisWrites I know who.
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BREAKING: Kosovo asks the US for a permanent military base and requests NATO membership
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@RadioFreeTom MR CHAIRMAN, I ASK UNANIMOUS CONSENT TO ENTER THIS THREAD I TWEETED ON HOW STAR TREK: DISCOVERY IS A VERY BAD SHOW
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@RadioFreeTom Tom Cotton:
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@ebruenig It's a Christmas movie.
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@GravitysRa1nbow Sowing, reaping.
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@epowell957 @DomTheBombYT Probably not good for Wolverine though.
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@SarahLongwell25 @pennbarker Not to mention this. This was pretty much the RVAT strategy.
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@travis_view Wait...is he really named Chet? Or is that just what we're calling him because he looks like a Chet?
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This disbelief is performative, we all know who Trump is by now.
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What the hell is the point of this? We should move toward opening in responsible fashion -- I'm very much pro-opening ASAP, and by tranching healthy, non-elderly populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous inarticulate tweet.
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@WahcaMia @SleepyChuckTodd @yashar @maggieNYT Can't rule it out. Could be him, could end up being Judge Jeanine.
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@senatorshoshana If I recall the protocol here is to respond with "I'm down with it if I get to pick the other guy."
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@karol @rkylesmith <CurbYourEnthusiasm theme>
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@TheRickWilson I still don't get this. Hunter got himself hired by trading in on his famous name. That's swampy, but wasn't a gov't position. Joe isn't a paterfamilias. He can't exactly order his adult son not to do stuff. Jared and Ivanka were directly hired into gov't by their daddy.
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@DavidAFrench I wonder if the swamp fighter-in-chief will tweet about this? Surely if Hunter Biden deserved all of this scrutiny coming to him, these two oughta merit some investigations. Right?
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@TheRickWilson Also I don't recall FDR as being big on regulation cutting.
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Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?
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@secupp The youth vote didn't turn up, the old, largely black vote did. This is the real base of the Democratic party, not Chapos.
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@JosephPolitano +lots of character +spacious +gated community -lots of neighborhood traffic -some fire damage -built by slaves
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@oliver_drk I feel like there must be some receipts out there on "B-tier games." Hi-fi Rush got TGA awards and Pentiment got a 10 from IGN, his outlet. Is this really what he always thought of Xbox's best games or is that what he's saying now that they're not exclusive?
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@travis_view That's so last year. Now we're doing "Rome is fake".
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Here's how FOX News can be fixed and rehabilitated. Step 1: It buys out The Dispatch Step 2: Murdoch steps back Step 3: @stephenfhayes is put in charge of the news division, @JonahDispatch in charge of the opinion side.
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@DavidAFrench This is the kind of "writing for the people" I am down for. And it's also the correct decision.
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@warlockracy It's visually busy.
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@TheRickWilson I for one, think it does need further investigation. In fact, I will be starting a kickstarter for the purpose of funding my round the clock surveillance of Galaxy Pizza. It's hard work, sitting around all day, eating pizza, BUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH DAMMIT.
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Senate Budget Chairman Mike Enzi (R-Wyo.) on Senate floor right now calling it "critical for us to get a hold of our debt and deficits." Long speech about potential dangers of inflation
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What the fu.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm not even gonna try to address all of Crank's coping and seething. So let this be it.
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We don't live in a perfect world. And the (theoretical) candidates that Republicans would most like to stand up to Trump...aren't gonna do it. Ben Sasse is not going to ride to the rescue. He's been totally cowed.
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Prison guard: "Mr. Stone the items you entered prison with will now be returned to you." -one top hat -one pinstripe suit -two books, "The Kama Sutra" and "120 Days of Sodom" -one cigar -one set of brass knuckles inscribed with the words "rat" and "fuck" -three benoit balls
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@RadioFreeTom Everyone: "Give it to LeVar Burton." Jeopardy producers: "But how about we give a shot to that guy who hawks vitamin supplements?"
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Couldn't just call it tone deaf and move on could ya? Nope. Always gotta overshoot the mark.
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@travis_view I could've gone my whole life without hearing this.
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@Krensharpaw She's no hero. Hardly anyone could be said to be in this franchise. But what I'm highlighting in that tweet is the way people minimize or exclude Joel's many evils, while maximizing Abby's. Some of this is oversentimentality I think. In some extreme instances, maybe misogyny.
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@SarahLongwell25 @RadioFreeTom Arsonist: Wow, you should really do something about that fire!
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Always pay your bribes and your pimps in cash.
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Some thoughts on Walsh 2020: Ok, so I had no idea who Joe Walsh until he had already become "Woke Joe." I have since been caught up. And I agree with Ken White and the others that in a perfect world, he would not be the guy prosecuting the moral and civil case against Trump But
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Could hear a pin drop on Conservatwitter rn.
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I can walk and chew gum. The margin was close enough that Dems absolutely get some of the culpability here.
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Don’t blame Democratic money for crazy, truth-denying MAGA candidates winning. Blame Republican voters.
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And that will look better coming from someone who was saying that *before* Trump crashed and burned. When he's gone, we'll all be inundated with stories of "I was the lone voice of reason. I prevented X. I never liked him" by self serving pols. And no one will believe them.
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"What was the cause of the Civil War?"
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Just a reminder that Liz Cheney did exactly what Conservative Inc. initially said normie Republicans should do. "Support the policies, be the adult in the room, and stop him if he goes batsh*t." That was an extremely common argument that the party hadn't gone insane.
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It's not that people won't date you because you're conservative, or because you're liberal. It's because you've made your politics your personality, and when you do that, you narrow down the list of people who want to date you to people *just* like you.
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@torriangray This guy is gonna have to be in solitary, for his own sake.
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"I'm not a witch" seems so quaint now.
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Herschel Walker is running a TV ad complaining that people are making too big of a deal of the fact that he threatened to kill his wife. This is not a joke.
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This is an exercise in letting the perfect be the enemy of the good. Which is doubly problematic since "perfect," isn't showing up to play.
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@GravitysRa1nbow I read animal entrails to understand complex geopolitical issues.
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What these candidacies *do* do however, is give some Republicans/conservatives a toe-hold on dignity. When Trump eventually crumbles, and everyone who collaborated with him is discredited, a precious few will be able to say, "No, I didn't, I voted for [insurgent candidate].
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@TGBED8v8 He is a very sympathetic character. Despite everything he did. It's why his death hits like a ton of bricks. But he's not a meaningfully better person than Abby. (Or Ellie by the end of Part II.)
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230,000 dead. And it didn't matter an iota.
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@RadioFreeTom Someone should show Trump Casino Royal. That takes place in Montenegro. Maybe if he sees there's a casino there he'll reconsider.
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@PhilippeReines @MollyJongFast The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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When Trump won in 2016, I wasn't shocked. I had a gut feeling he would. I just felt awful. If Trump wins now, I won't feel awful (I'm numb to Trump's awfulness by now), but I will be shocked that nothing, NOTHING mattered. Forget "In God We Trust," it's "Lol, nothing matters."
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@oliver_drk Simpin ain't easy.
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Polis needs better PR. He did almost as well as DeSantis.
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@Popehat Popehat: But Sir- Siri: 10 food trucks are in your area. Popehat: OOOoooOOOOooooh. Taco Tuesday it is.
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Because reckoning with him, and the aftermath of Trumpism, will be the first thing the Republican Party does in the post-Trump era. Any rebuilding of the Republican party that is to come, begins with, "Trump was a mistake."
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@DanaSchwartzzz Okey dokey, I'm just going to throw to Gronk.
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@EggerDC "What are we doing giving all this toilet paper away to students?"
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@jesawyer I hope nobody ever stops Kojima from being weird and horny.
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@janecoaston Keep the statue tho. It is appropriately awful.
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Tom, Tom you told someone to get your knife because raging Trump fans stormed the Capitol building. You were getting ready stab people!
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Tom Cotton
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Biden can scream about the end of democracy, but people remember when President Trump was in office. The sky didn’t fall. Inflation was low, the border was secure, and our enemies were deterred. We were far better off than we are now.
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@Luca53986128 @TheRickWilson Polonium is the asbestos of prisons they say.
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-homeless encampments -student activist encampments -the CHAZ is Seattle -the Occupy Wall Street protests Is it possible that the far left, deep down, really just wants to go camping? Maybe that's the answer here. Round these people up, and take them to Big Sur for a week.
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I mean look at this. We need a George Orwell to write "Politics and the English Language" for the 21st century because this is worse than anything the Commies were doing in the 1940s. Unreadable, pretentious, subliterate horseshit
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What if it's Jeff Sessions? Wouldn't that be something.
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@AltHistCody Master Todd, winning the game he doesn't even know he's playing.
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