A Southern Nobody 🃏
@ExLibrisNemo
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Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
Bayous and Magnolias
Joined March 2019
@Mstewable Flat earthers. You can't reason with them or throw them off the edge of the world.
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It's not yet time for CFB but it is time for CFB hype videos and I'm here for it.
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I hate when life gets in the way of my social media time.
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Or just stay with the shiny one, I don't really care what you do.
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No ladies, you do NOT want a 'Knight in Shining Armor.'. Why you ask?. Great question. That's why you're beautiful AND intelligent. Why do you think his armor is shiny? Exactly, he's never in the fight. That's why you want a knight with dirty, dented armor. He's the fighter.
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My spelling is getting so bad that my predictive text and autocorrect have to fight it out over everything I type until one of them finally gives up.
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My spelling is getting so bad that my predictive text and autocorrect have to fight it out over everything I type until one of them finally gives up.
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Pedro Pascal is in so many movies that I could swear I saw him ding-dong ditch on my security camera last night.
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They came to their senses.
Walking in to work and I noticed someone left a huge jar of pickles in the parking lot. Why?
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Ending a tweet with 'Full stop' is a pretty clear sign that your argument doesn't hold up as well as a dead giveaway that you can't defend any of the nonsense you wrote. Full stop.
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RT @ItsToad_: Be kind to people*, you never know what they’re going through . *not including @Junebagio
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Yeah, he just sends it to you in a DM.
You may hate me but I just saw a video you would hate even more and decided against tagging you in the comments.
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My turn. No, Prince's solo on 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' at the '04 Rock & Roll HOF was not a guitar 'masterclass'. It's a self-indulgent display of vanity that sounds like something you may hear at your local bar and it absolutely ruins the overall tone and feel of the song.
And for my next bit of blasphemy:. "Under Pressure" is absolute shit. Sure it's got a hook catchy enough that Vanilla Ice lifted it, but it takes the best talents of two artists, Mercury's super high range, and Bowies ability to take 50's lounge scat and turn it into dark.
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Check on your GenX friends, it's been a rough week for us.
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