A Southern Nobody 🃏
@ExLibrisNemo
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Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
Bayous and Magnolias
Joined March 2019
@Mstewable Flat earthers. You can't reason with them or throw them off the edge of the world.
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Yeah, he just sends it to you in a DM.
You may hate me but I just saw a video you would hate even more and decided against tagging you in the comments.
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My turn. No, Prince's solo on 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' at the '04 Rock & Roll HOF was not a guitar 'masterclass'. It's a self-indulgent display of vanity that sounds like something you may hear at your local bar and it absolutely ruins the overall tone and feel of the song.
And for my next bit of blasphemy:. "Under Pressure" is absolute shit. Sure it's got a hook catchy enough that Vanilla Ice lifted it, but it takes the best talents of two artists, Mercury's super high range, and Bowies ability to take 50's lounge scat and turn it into dark.
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Check on your GenX friends, it's been a rough week for us.
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Most famous? Really? Perhaps you're not familiar with my earlier work.
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Procedure went well. I've had a headache all afternoon so I'm just taking it easy. Thank you for the prayers. See you tomorrow.
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Hey, @lee_bail83, what are you doing the next two weeks?.
@ExLibrisNemo What about a prescription for a parrot?.
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RT @pickingcrabs: @ExLibrisNemo Yo, ho, all hands.Hoist the colours high.Heave ho, thieves and beggars.Never shall we die.
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So, I have a retinal tear, and the photocoagulation (laser) procedure is scheduled for tomorrow morning. Should be a quick and easy procedure but I have requested a work excuse requiring me to wear an eye patch and yell "Aaarrrrgggghhhh" for the next two weeks. Fingers crossed🤞.
Yesterday, I had a medical exam that didn't go well and the results show a very prominent issue. It was an eye exam but still.
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Going back to bed.
You suddenly wake up from a Saturday afternoon nap in 1998 to find it was all a dream--what you doing first?
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Don't play with me. This isn't a bit; this is real life! #BringLawnDartsBack
@ExLibrisNemo Old lawn dart injury?.
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The only time the internet is correct is when it says the internet is incorrect.
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RT @stevensongs: Life just ain't been the same ever since the NPR weather updates ended. They stole our joy.
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I turned 48 today and only one of you have wished me a happy birthday. Bastards.
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